Finnegan Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 Live a little. its fun. This. The idea of not doing something you want to do because you're scared of looking a bit silly is tragic. Though I accept not everyone wants to dance in a supermarket to begin with.
Guest MattP Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 Getting dibs on Please Release Me was a great move. The idea of you doing I Got A Woman is ****ing hilarious though. I get landed with anything Noel did with Oasis a lot, very easy vocal range to hit. The custom in Japan (that or my mate is a crafty lying bastard) is that your friends pick your song for you, you don't choose yourself. For some reason (just for Moose) they always end up giving me Don't Stop Me Now. Least you didn't get 'I want to break free'. It was a great move but didn't actually work as the night I did it in Spain for some reason I was left until the end and could barely move let alone sing, staying on the stage was a worry let alone trying to sound Ok. Also chuck in Lonely This Christmas and Blue Christmas for December and I forgot Johnny Cash, love doing Folsom Prison Blues, I nailed Ghost Riders in the Sky once and felt great, then tried it again and completely murdered it. Ray Charles is great to do- HTRJ even better as you can rope in a couple to do the female parts for you (the ones who are always desprate to get up but just don't have the balls to do a full song) and not look a total twat when you try to hit his high notes.
Finnegan Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 Foxes Talk end of season karaoke sesh. This I can get down with. Just as long as it's not in the Lighters!
MPH Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 Foxes Talk end of season karaoke sesh. This I can get down with. Just as long as it's not in the Lighters! I get first dibs on all the Communards Songs. Especially if i get to sing them looking deep into Mossebreaths eyes... Especially the one that starts " Don't leave me this way...."
Finnegan Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 I feel I should have automatic first refusal on all Tom Jones.
MPH Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 We may have to hold Moosey down so he doesnt run off.... Ooh i bet he likes being pinned down....
Finnegan Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 This is getting a bit fifty shades. I've got to draw the line somewhere.
Samilktray Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 I onlt ever sing Will Young - Evergreen or James Blunt - You're Beautiful for karaoke purposes. And i do enjoy twerking in the biscuit aisle.
MPH Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 Im a foxtrot past the fruit kind of guy! I prefer a good samba down the sausage aisle.
Benguin Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 Wheeze, coff and sniff all the time Smoker Well played, all though I did all of the above before I smoked.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 Me? Hmm. Hard to believe, but I am totally different from how I may appear to most on here. I am always accused of not being serious enough about matters. Yep, I guess that's a big flaw, and I do recognise the fact. Still love being the big kid, that didn't want to grow up. Anyone up for a game of "Cowboys and Indians?"
MooseBreath Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 How about cowboys and Indians down tesco extra at 9pm?
The Doctor Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 Speaking of karaoke, I knew a lad who could hit the high notes for Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush without having to go falsetto, watching that was bizarre to say the least. My biggest flaw is probably that I go onto autopilot too easily. Ended up sniffing chloroform last week because I saw some weird peaks in an NMR and my immediate reaction to any unexpected data is a smell test for solvents.
Buce Posted 19 March 2015 Posted 19 March 2015 Which tesco extra and can I wear my chaps? That reminds me of the gay eskimo - stuck his bare ass out of the igloo, and got a chap on it...
MPH Posted 20 March 2015 Posted 20 March 2015 I clearly went to the right nursery when growing up During break times, we would play cowboys And nurses. The boys would of course be the cowboys and when we got shot, the girls would run up to us and give us a drink of milk and a small bit of digestive biscuit which would of course heal us immediately and enable us to resume the good fight.
Alf Bentley Posted 20 March 2015 Posted 20 March 2015 I clearly went to the right nursery when growing up During break times, we would play cowboys And nurses. The boys would of course be the cowboys and when we got shot, the girls would run up to us and give us a drink of milk and a small bit of digestive biscuit which would of course heal us immediately and enable us to resume the good fight. Perhaps this could be introduced for injured players in football? Instead of a physio/doctor, a young woman could run on to provide milk and biscuit portions (or a young man for gay players).
Rincewind Posted 20 March 2015 Posted 20 March 2015 Or the woman could do the massage. I bet he won't be feeling stiff for long then.
Finnegan Posted 20 March 2015 Posted 20 March 2015 Perhaps this could be introduced for injured players in football? Instead of a physio/doctor, a young woman could run on to provide milk and biscuit portions (or a young man for gay players). Chelsea have been doing this for years. Oh Eva. #kicksexismoutetcetc
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 20 March 2015 Posted 20 March 2015 How about cowboys and Indians down tesco extra at 9pm?
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 20 March 2015 Posted 20 March 2015 That reminds me of the gay eskimo - stuck his bare ass out of the igloo, and got a chap on it... Love it.
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