tom27111

Come on, admit it, who wanted to take £5m for him from West Brom in 2014?

I love it when this happens

After the first, you could argue he's hit that TOO well

Fvck me. Faes just turned in to prime Maradona

Scuffed it on purpose, he's actually placed it in the only place that the keeper isn't getting to. Textbook.

More Premier League winners medals than Steven Gerrard and Harry Kane combined. Legend.

That's why he's at Spurs

Looks like I picked the wrong week to captain Son in my Fantasy League

Jesus Christ!

In what way? Weren't they complete con-men that ended up in prison?

On the off chance, anyone looking for a Nissan Leaf? I've got some brand new ones for £16500

Southampton could win their next 2 games 5-0 and finish second

Loads of stuff about and there will be plenty for you to choose from in that budget, less than 3 years old. Depends what's important to you spec wise. Anything that's a necessity? And anything desirable? Auto, manual, or not fussed? I could definitely sort you out with a Qashqai!

The Premier League press office are hastily writing a statement to release at 10pm saying we're starting next season on -40 points