Danizen

Please be Faes

Going by Rudkin's career trajectory, this waste of space will be sat the other side of Top in 20 years in his new role as Chief Technical Footballing Excellence Officer, or some shit. Woeful.

I'm hoping we all wake up in the morning to find the world is a considerably better place...

Perfect Halloween costume. You.and your mate buy one and go.as Ricardo's knees.

Last time it was sold to a pension fund in America.

Looking at the outright odds. You can get Curacao and Haiti 5000/1 and I wish I could say I'm not tempted... I'll probably stick £20 on France at a more realistic 8/1.

We should have made sure it was a possibility. We can't afford passengers. Another fvck up from everyone's favourite youth coach/caretaker manager/director of football/chief football officer(!).

I've barely followed the Premier League since last year. How long has Hermansen been back in the West Ham team and do the fans rate him now?

I can't wait for the internal review that results in Jon Rudkin being promoted yet again.

Ohhhh, his name is Leonardo... One of the best songs, from the best period in our history.

Is that absolute shocker still at the end of Tudor Road? The one where Jobber looks Chinese?

I like his videos on Instagram.

No. If (and that's a big if), Top sells, there has to be better out there than what we saw at Newcastle. Also, he's pigheaded with clear disdain for the fans. He'd hire Dennis Wise to the board in a heartbeat and we'd just have to put up with it.

Dear Jon, Please Jonny, please go home...

They came to the only logical conclusion. Jon Rudkin needs more power and influence

Ah, cool. Now we have an AI summary of an AI summary. We are truly living in the future.

"Leading the Club’s football operation, Jon Rudkin has been appointed to the role of Chief Football Officer, providing executive leadership of all football matters, ensuring long-term sporting alignment, strategic squad development and the high-performance environment required to deliver sustained competitive success." Is that not the opposite of what he's been doing over the past 5 years?

What's the difference between a Chief Football Officer and a Chief Sporting Director?

48 Blackburn, Watford and Swindon

I think this is the worst take on this forum since that guy suggested Sir Alex should manage England via Skype.

Did you see that ludicrous display, last night?

Anyone else spot the ball boy throwing his arms up because his cone went flying? Read the room, mate

Still on for 40 points...

I'm going to assume nothing has been lost in translation and immediately become a Turkish miner.