Danizen

Hello, Mr. Hyde.

Everyone complaining about the sound. The mics managed to pic up someone shouting, 'YERR CRAP!'

I was joking but now they genuinely have! A reminder, it's almost 2026 and we pay £40 a month for this shit!

Is there any difference in speed between Ayew's lung-busting sprint, his gentle jog to wait for runners and his penalty run up? They all looked exactly the same to me.

Have Sky turned off crowd noise?

Pint of absinthe?

But with the demands that Ukraine never joins NATO and doesn't expand their armed forces, he also wants the door to be left open to the rest of the country. That is quite rightly the sticking point for Zelenskyy.

Are we living in a parody? FIFA said it's to, 'prioritise player welfare'. Where was that concern when making the decision to extend the World Cup to about 100 teams? And shouldn't player welfare be a consideration when choosing a host nation? Not just the size of the bribes?

I don't know why this isn't more widespread. One fixture a season, clubs ditch their dodgy crypto website/foreign betting company/blood diamond mine and promote a local charity.

Will she accept £80,000/week?

Or that no one who he'd join would touch him with a shitty stick.

I do hope Stol is OK, he looks really hurt...

That's the difference Nelson stood up and won it, Faes would wave him through.

Two goals up and absolutely rattled.

Ouch.

2-0 on your big day out? Derby hasn't been any sort of day out for about 50 years!

A counter and a corner that beat the first man?! What is happening?

Beautiful possession football, there. We passed them to death

Well at least we know where Wout gets his intellect from. Literally no one here had anything to do with Heysel.

Seriously though, why are you here? I don't mean in the UK. Judging by the photo of your garden and where you live, you've clearly got money. Do you seriously have nothing better to do than defend the honour of your darling nephew (or whatever he is to you)? He doesn't care, why do you? Go to a restaurant or see a show. You're in one of the best cities in the world and this is how you spend your weekend?

Harriet needs to put the gin down...

Daka and Soumare looked like good signings. The other two are completely unforgivable.

No, it's correct. I went there last week for my typhus vaccination.

Mark de Vries. I know it doesn't make sense but I've picked him purely for that goal against Spurs.

I know it's unlikely but I'd love it if we froze him out for the whole of December. That might give him the motivation to fvck off. Especially as (unbelievably) he's still on the periphery of the Belgium squad.