Danizen

Is this thread just for fully bald men or can Skipp impersonators like me contribute?

That ball from Fatawu was sexy

Nine clubs have been linked with Bailey Cadamarteri for about £750k. Are we one of them?

The difference is, we're not getting paid £60k/week to care.

Left back, left back, left back, left back, left back, left back, left back.

Of all the corner routines I've seen, that was one of them.

Great play by Skipp

Bobby!

Luke Thomas is playing?

Every time she tells us she's posting here for the last time:

Minute of first fvck up? I'm going 18.

A candidate for the best first post of all time, here

And it's always funny to see 'inbreds' spelt with an A.

I read it as, '...will see him in the summer.' and thought, 'that's pessimistic but fair.'

This is how I looked in the 80s, what's your point?

God, you get around more than me and my nightly visits to Denmark...

I was also quite fit in the 90s.

The thing that's pissing me off recently is people that encroach on your side of the road when there's no need to. If there's parked cars on the other side, I'll go as far left as possible to let cars squeeze past if they can but a lot of people take liberties and drive through the middle of the gap when there's still enough room for two cars.

There's a rumour going around primary school that if you go to the bathroom, turn the lights off, look into a mirror and say, 'Helen Faes' three times, she'll appear behind you ranting about Boy George's Hampstead Heath escapades and blaming you personally for Heysel.

Faes spared the ignominy of being dominated by players he's absolutely sure are not as good as him. He must be off.

THUNDERBASTARD!

Is there anything as wet and pathetic as a commentator apologising for bad language from the crowd's chants.

It's like looking into a mirror.

I can't explain how pissed off I'll be if he goes elsewhere (which he probably will). We've spent most of our recent history in the Premier League so we should be able to dominate on and off the pitch. We've found a young player, who's great at this level, has potential to get even better, seems to have a great attitude and for less than £5m. This should be a slam dunk. I won't blame him, though. Almost every other club in the Championship would be a better option at this point.