Scanchez

I'm with this guy.

Bet this will be a really fun game.

4-0 to Leicester. W. Faes L. Thomas O. Edouard x 2 Pretty obvious.

Apple's.

I wish people wouldn't do the 'laugh emoji' or try to take the piss when somebody shares a pic of their tattoo. It's pretty dickish behaviour. It will obviously upset the person who has chosen to share. I'm guessing it probably means a lot to them, so don't try and pick fault or laugh. For the record, I don't have a tattoo, but if I did, it would be of Jimmy Willis on my little Jimmy Willy.

Think this one could be a real bum slapping.

I think we should sell him because he's not very good at playing football.

We just don't have any CBs that are anywhere near good enough for this league unfortunately. I don't think it matters who we play there.

I reckon we're gonna buy LOADS of players today. Really good ones too. On sensible contracts. I should add that I'm totally insane and a complete idiot.

Think he'll struggle there. Does he speak the language? Understand the culture? Doubtful.

Can't see us losing again this season.

Hope Madders doesn't throw his darts after all the goals he scores today.

Time for the return of the King.