MC Prussian

Can we play the second string from now on? Or does Van Nistelrooy finally grow some balls and put Faes, Soumaré, De Cordova-Reid, Ayew, Coady and other who simply aren't fit to wear the shirt on the bench? Or keep them out of the squad altogether, and bring some youth players up. We've got four more matches to make up for an abysmal season. Give fringe or younger players a chance, that's the least what they and we deserve. Okoli, Coulibaly, McAteer, Monga, Skipp (to justify his price tag), Stolarczyk.

Doncaster and Port Vale promoted to League One.

I wouldn't want to trade places with whomever's in charge of player recruitment this summer.

"What next season brings"? At this rate, another relegation.

Coady. Faes. Just outstanding. And I think Hermansen could've done better here.

"Good play by Ndidi" – only to lose the ball straightaway. So Ndidi.

25 million quid.

Well, I do have Strand Larsen in my FPL team. Get in!

"Faes reading creating the danger."

Oh god. Jordan Ayew. I want your autograph so bad.

Bobby Reid has left his talent at Fulham.

A collection of individuals, no team spirit. LCFC 2024/2025.

Faes and Soumaré, just bugger off tomorrow, And never come back. What a stinking attitude on the pitch.

Deserved lead for Wolves. Our team is shit. Can't even be arsed to give a decent farewell to the fans.

3-0 down at half-time, 4-3 win full-time. Just don't ask me which team's on the winning side.