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One of the all time classics of popular music, don't you know. Along with Agadoo,

Weren't police snipers already training their sights on that roof? It seems so from the public stills and footage released after the event.

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We can see photo's of the far reaches of the Milky Way in HD detail. Why then, is CCTV footage so shit?

That only makes sense if you're Scooby Doo.

So do the Turkish dentists, apparently. Why aren't we awash with them?

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Vandalism of the highest order. LCC should be eternally ashamed. Surely they could have built the shopping centre behind the frontages?

Unless you call your wife by your lover's name by mistake whilst "conjugating". Not me, but someone I know. Again, not me.

Ah. Anyway I've edited my original reply.

No, but his hedge needs a trim if you've got a few hours spare.

I had a couple of them ask me if I was interested in fencing. I said, "**** off, I don't even have a sword".

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Well, it was 1864. Maybe the rioting was a result of being bored on a Sunday afternoon?

Similarly, when you get ketchup or salad cream etc in the little bowl with a spoon. Usually in a mid-range café/pub trying to be a bit pretentious. I'm not too proud to squeeze the desired amount from a bottle. Granted, I wouldn't expect a sauce bottle on the table at Claridge's. And another thing, vinegar in little decanters where you have no control over the amount you splash over your chips.

And Lord Timpson wants us to follow the Scandinavian model which seems to work well. Although the Scandies are fundamentally a different culture to the Brits.

I want that on my local Chinese takeaway menu.

Virgil Van Dick

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So, for those that have read my posts regarding my daughter and her MH. She has been held under section 3 (up to 6 months) in the Bradgate unit. She was released from that section after 4 weeks and agreed to remain voluntarily and would agree to any support that was put in place for her as long as she continued to present as being well and recovering. Fine. She has been voluntary for 3 weeks and assessed as progressing well by the psych team and they were considering allowing her a phased discharge with support, back to her home. Over the last week we have been getting messages and VM's from her that clearly demonstrate to us that she is still suffering abnormal thinking, still seems to have psychotic episodes and is not well. We have contacted the ward twice to express our concerns about her MH. They said it would be taken on board and discussed during the next ward rounds and we would be contacted. No contact came. This morning my wife had a call from daughter where she was screaming incoherently at my wife, followed by a string of texts expressing her wanting to kill herself, she doesn't deserve to live, she won't comply with the law and will stab anyone who annoys her, she will stab us if we go near her. That the Government are complicit in her being sectioned. That she will be on the rail tracks when she gets out. And more besides. We phoned the ward to alert them about her thoughts and the risk we felt she posed to herself and others. They said they'd pass this on to the psych team. This was about mid-day today. Just now, tonight, we got a message from her to say she'd been discharged and was back in her flat!!!! No support in place. No contacts for her to get support from. Her beloved cat is in a refuge that no-one seems to know how to get him back to her. Phoned the "crisis" team, they'll pass our concerns on to her MH team. It's a ****ing SHAMBLES. And no one seems bothered.

The prosecution case is that it wasn't a pretend gun but a gun capable of firing live rounds. The prosecutor said "he held the gun, cocked the gun and pulled the trigger". The prosecution case is that he, or weapon handler would have known it could hold live rounds. The question surely is, who loaded the gun with a live round and did they know it was a live round?

Rees-Mogg is going to do a reality TV show with his wife and family. FFS. Talk about inviting ridicule.

I think you'd be batting for the wrong side, there.

I had a feeling my first true love would marry me. That didn't end well.