Parafox

Oh dear

Almost every Amazon delivery van I see has damage to one or more body panels. I can kind of see that it happens as drivers are rushed, inexperienced, delivering to some fairly difficult places to access etc. But yesterday I saw a van that had the panel above the windscreen entirely dented in. I can only imagine it's been driven under some height restricting barrier. I wonder if there's any sanctions for drivers that cause damage? Maybe @tom27111 might know.

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Went to the Woodman's Stroke in Rothley on Friday. I haven't been there for over 30 years. What a lovely place. Although the ham egg and chips is a little expensive:

I wish we had Crackerbarrel here in the UK. That said, I guess it wouldn't be the same as it is in Florida.

Keep up

The proles: “High” tea combined snacks and a hearty meal and was usually served at about 6pm. This eventually evolved into the lower classes calling their midday meal “dinner” and their evening meal “tea”, while the upper classes called their midday meal “lunch” and referred to the evening meal as “dinner”.

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Wow. Brilliant piece.

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And switch to granny Smiths

4 posts in and he's been on the sauce. Doesn't bode well.

My son phoned me to tell me he had just qualified as a barrister. I was so proud. Turns out he is working at Starbucks.

I ordered a "California Dreaming" salad today. I sent it back. All the leaves were brown.

I've just finished 7 marathons in 7 days. Or Snickers, as they're called now.

Prefer mine with piccalilli

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I opened a birthday card this morning and a load of rice fell out. It was from Uncle Ben.

I had to buy some of these today. Now I can't get that bloody song out of my head

Listening to Southgate's post match interview, you'd never have thought he had the qualifiers and several friendlies to work out how to play attacking football and dominate the games. It's like yesterday was a complete bewilderment to him.

Pèrez who

He's the kind of boss that employees like. Never gets on your back, makes out that you're doing a good job, stick at it, never criticises, either positively or negatively, put's an arm round your shoulder and pretends he's your mate.

Tackle Gooey

Shearer spot on in co comms

He's off