Parafox

I won't. He's crap. He was crap at Southampton, why would he be different here?

Both involve watching paint dry.

And this is news to you?

Inferior and older.

Have you listened to the original classical version? It's a thing of beauty. But this was a damn good version for the modern era and it might have brought classical music into young peoples lives.

I own this club, you'll do as I say. I can see RM at the final interview stage on his knees wanking him off to get the job.

Piss off mate (sorry, but you, and the other happy clappers are part of what's wrong). I didn't want him, the majority of sensible posters on here didn't want him. We all saw what he achieved at Southampton and Rangers. The sweet sum of fvck all. We'll be here for quite a while, probably for as long as he is our "manager". His credentials are disturbingly poor. I guess he came cheap.

11 pints all to himself

Fortunately they haven't got a finisher.

Wasn't accidental

Forward????

Brancaster is only a few miles away, it's a much nicer place.

Sister in Law and husband have had a bungalow built to their own spec. it includes a GSHP that will heat and cool the house. Unfortunately the system relies on Wi-Fi connectivity and they haven't got that as yet so the system can't communicate temperature levels. BT have been dreadful in installing wifi and a router, cancelling dates several times at the last minute.

Hangover on a Thursday ???

Next door neighbour is out right now in a south facing garden mowing his "lawn"!

Trumps support of Infantino? WTF does that man know about soccer or the world governing body of such other than he got some prize from a sycophantic creep.

I reckon our dog is a blacksmith. Whenever someone knocks, he makes a bolt for the door. I'll get my coat...

I hope they're more impressive than tonight's non-event.

Yes. the light was impressive but I was expecting almost darkness and a stilling of the day, given all the hype.

That's done the rounds of the Internet more times than the earth has orbited the sun

Newsnight doesn't do wit.

We've been sold a lemon.i demand a refund on the last 17 years of my life. And I stayed awake for this

Well, that was underwhelming. God.the Almighty He just teases us.

There's also this: https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/2237117/perseid-meteor-shower-peak-time-solar-eclipse-tonight

This eclipse event has been known about for some time. I'm surprised no supermarkets or other commercial enterprises haven't tried to monetise it in some way.