Parafox

Delta to win. Great performance. Or more like some shite europop bollox,

Has Rooney hurt his wanking hand?

I thought it was cracking when we were there.

Have you personal experience of this??

Got his own barber shop now. Open every day for skin fades etc.

Valance or Trump?

Also Bloodclaat. I used to hear these about 40 years ago and always wondered what they meant. I know it's a Jamaican/Rastafarian term but I couldn't work out if they were an insult or just something akin to us using the term "twat"

That's why I never wash my hands.

Anyway, Mrs Para is going on a hen weekend in Liverpool so I'll probably watch it alone and become concerned about my sexuality.

I've been to a few of those back in the day.

Yeah but what's the point of singing in a foreign language? That said, many entrants sing in English and the songs make pretty much Euro wide sense as most Europeans will speak English as a universal language , so why can't an English entrant just use English. Or is he trying be clever and influence foreign voters? Or am I overthinking this?

It reminded me of another crap Eurovision song from a few years ago but I can't remember which one or which country. Plus, why can't the twat sing in English.

I had no complaints...

I'm too old for you. You don't have the experience or the tools I require.

Are you gay? Actually we watched last nights show and I thought Delta Goodrem was a decent effort. I tip Ukraine because of the conflict but I have a feeling either Cyprus or Greece can do well. Both catchy with a traditional feel. Unlike our entry, fvck knows what that's about.

Drink hand pulled real ale served at cellar temperature, not the crappy ice cold, fizzy, gas pumped up stuff and you won't have that problem.

Never. Jehovah's Witnesses, however...

Advice to everyone from my experience... never ignore chest pain. It might be nothing, but it might not. You won't know until you get thoroughly checked out. Even if an ECG we took showed nothing, we still advised a trip to hospital for more conclusive tests, even with young people because you never know.

Unless you're an airport

I gave up after 3 wrong choices. No idea about any of the clues.

Yeah. You can see which aircraft type it is, it's callsign, it's current altitude, airspeed and it's destination airport and ETA. Whether it's a helicopter, light aircraft or military. Even who took the photo of the aircraft type. It's actually useful for checking arrival times TBF.

Mine died.

Could've been said by Winston Smith, 1984.

If only politics was never a power trip for the egotisticals and the power hungry.