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Chelsea’s outgoing transfers have to be some sort of trafficking scheme. Each of their players must come with a few bricks of heroin stuck up them.

Rodgers redemption arc begins.

Ah Rudkin IS still handling transfers!

Rudkin playing some real 4D chess today.

Just messaged my Jong FC Utrecht supporting mate and he said “Rot op, jij liegende kutwijf”.

Rudkin’s version of trimming the squad:

How other clubs scout: How we scout:

Woah, woah, woah, that's not fair. Who's organising the tweets when it's an ex-players birthday!? A script? An automated script!?

One of my favourites (I wish I could find it) was a thread that got hijacked because someone got backed into a corner in an argument and claimed that "several" means "seven"... specifically "seven". They absolutely died on that hill and hilarity ensued.

Either Marti’s eyes are just painted ping-pong balls or he’s being forced to play Soumare for the shop window.

It’s like we’ve hired a perfectly adequate sculptor but rather than a block of marble we’ve given him a wet, pile of dog shit and expect him to chisel out a statue.

Wow, so we do actually have to sink much lower before we hit rock bottom and bounce back.

Heard the add-ons are: £1 million once he single-handedly ends the war in Ukraine + £1 million when he develops software to eradicate the use of “Wet Spam” on rival forums. Both seem realistic I think.

Hmmmmmm which former player has a birthday today…..

21 goals for a goalkeeper! That’s Jose Chilavert numbers!

Look forward to selling a prize asset so we can get a few 32y+ perennial Championship cloggers in rather than reinvesting in some young players who then go on to become a prize asset.

It means he wants one of those Red Bull cars with the giant cans on the back thrown in.

Jakub