Mike Oxlong

0.02xG Someone thinks we're better than we are 🤣

Deployed since Vardy left

Chelsea, Chelsea can you hear me ? Danny Drinkwater, Ben Chilwell, Wesley Fofana, Keirnan Dewsbury-Hall, Enzo Maresca - your bank balance took one hell of a beating

The final straw for the board was when Enzo told them that his plan for world domination was based on building the team around H.Winks.

Half time entertainment at the West Brom game is 50 stewards racing the length of the pitch to reach one sausage roll on a plinth

I'm pretty sure almost all actresses used to be children

Yeah I know - which means we would still keep him benched

The good news is that from the club shop and online you can now get a dirt cheap LCFC Pride 26 calendar (Carranza edition)

We're a bit short now in the permabench position Sign Edouard

4 years 🤣 Pray for Necaxa 🙏

Reminds me of my schooldays when I used to pretty decent on the trampoline

Still a nob

Two shots on target - yay

Derby were utter kak Glad to see the number of academy players we had on the pitch for the last 20. Didn't really create anything but high energy and good experience Derby were utter kak. I really can't stress this enough !

I looked at the bench and did the same

The Daily Mail

It wasn't really Chang beer anyway. The product was bottled using the contents of the drip piss trays from the urinals in the mountain monastery that is home to those blessed monks

Could've done a tifo of a food voucher

They'll be that pissed off that I just know I'm going to be selected for the full cavity body search at the turnstiles Monday night

The good news is there will still be enough food and drink for the club to charge fans £7 for a beer, £3.50 for a cup of tea and £6 for a sausage roll

Get Bob Geldof to organise a concert for them

Quite a few will from the 80th minute onwards

I don't want to slag a player just for the sake of it but I've had a good look at him over many games as he plays one half right in front of where I sit and my eyes tell me that he's nowhere near good enough for a side aspiring to get promoted and play at the top level. Out of possession he often tries to grapple the player he's trying to stop as the only means by which he might stop them getting past him. I don't expect our defenders to never make mistakes but there' usually a lot of threat down the side he's defending with opponents targeting that area as a weak spot. In possession he's too risk averse to be much of an attacking threat with his passes often going backwards when there are options ahead of him. At best he's mid championship level in my opinion - not necessarily his fault but that's his ceiling on what I've seen. If that fits our aspirations for the next 4 years then fine. Don't get the personal abuse as I'm only going on him as a footballer but something dodgy was going on when he was consistently getting our top player ratings of 8s and 9s on the BBC sports app match reports after putting in distinctly average performances. He must have had multiple accounts in his own right or a lot of family and friends who were active users providing those match ratings.

When we went down to League One it hurt, it hurt for months. The fact that it doesn't hurt anymore, whilst in some ways a good thing, just shows that at the moment it really is as bad as it gets

Impregnated by sitting on a warm toilet seat most recently occupied by Mr President ?