Mike Oxlong

Might as well give Stevie Wonder a run out

I'm pretty sure that he gets someone to nail his feet to the turf before the start of each half

He's the modern day Bruce Grobbelaar but without receiving a brown paper bag for letting anything and everything in

The real meaning behind HVB

Staggering that 29 people have actually voted in the above poll

The must have next manager just so we can have a Titz Out thread

I don't get the individual errors aren't the managers fault approach. Many are made when not even under pressure and are symptomatic of a poor ethos and confusion that filters down to the team. The number of unforced errors compared to when Enzo was here is staggering. Under Enzo the players knew that anything less than their best was unacceptable. The passing under Cooper is at times abysmal with either the weight or placement of the pass relative to the receiver being way off. I'm finding it hard to understand what actually goes on at Seagrave between games.

All I'm saying is that there seems a bit of a mismatch between our world class training facility and our management and coaching team

Utter gash 3-1 flattered us

The question is - what moves slower than a tortoise ?

Fvck off horse face

The quality of our play particularly in possession this half has been honking !

Suggests that we are where we are in the league in spite of Cooper rather than because of him

90+4: CHANCE! Heart-in-mouth moment for Saints, as Facundo Buonanotte fires wide after Bobby De Cordova-Reid's air-kick. The air kick - BDCR's equivalent of the Cruyff turn 🤣

Well, that one can fvck right off

I’m still trying to come to terms with the death of Mufasa

Heads should roll for the **** ups at director level but if Rudkin got the boot Top would have him heading up the task group to find his replacement with Rudkin advising that there is someone in house with experience as DoF who is eminently suitable

Interesting to see Adeyemi's performance tonight Another one from the Salzburg prolific striker production line - Haaland, Daka, Adeyemi

Should send him out to play with a Ward shirt on in the hope that we get a banging offer for Danny from Saudi in the January transfer window

I can’t see Mahrez camping out at Jeddah airport until he gets a move to Leicester

Steve will be watching the Bournemouth performance tonight working on his master plan if we are drawing with them after 60 minutes on Saturday

Given the comments about our playing style lacking identity - Who are we .....

That could be a direct quote from Dummies for Flashers

If he doesn't get 4 points from the Bournemouth game he should go

Yeah