Mike Oxlong

Here it is in a more comprehensible form

Top and Rudkin (again)

The bottom line is that we cheated and still weren't good enough to stay in a really shit league

I'm not letting them anywhere near my very real ones

100% win record over the last one game

Need to keep this team together now

Any team starting against a side including Danny Ward starts with an xG of 5

It's all about.the integrity of thr competition Gary eh ?

Poor bastards

I presume we are going to retire the number 9 shirt after the Blackburn game in recognion of what he has achieved with us (the double)

I don't need to pay £25 to go to the KP to be reminded yet again how far we've fallen. I've got enough friends and acquaintances who do that on a daily basis atm

Looks like some of them have been raiding the junior teams short locker

That's not surprising though is it ? He was able to create when we had players capable of finishing the opportunities he provided. Now that we don't he's trying to do it all himself hence him taking more pots at goal himself. The stats show that he has less confidence in the ability of those around him now.

Surely they've got to build an £80m trans stadium too

I do now 🤣

It would be great if we could get Fanny Vago in as his assistant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Vágó

I think this season his game has suffered as part of the general malaise and negativity around the club. He was stand out in the season we got promoted. In a better environment and with better players he will do well.

With a better manager, a functioning centre forward and other better players in his team he'll thrive

Great news if we get him as I wouldn't have to buy a new shirt

I'm guessing that after a few moments of reflection it is possible to ask the mods to put a thread you started in the bin 🤔

That was his mum

Rebranding as Miquel Harborough FC in recognition of your unwavering support

Would be a nice synergy given how we've all been fvcked senseless over the last few years