Mike Oxlong

The bloke calling the numbers must be on a diet of goldfish gravel

This is a 300k match If I was playing it I’d be a mess as would my pants

The only way I’ll be involved then is if they’re playing for the Ashes - mine !

Don’t want that in my search history

Did he have a previous career as the fifth Teletubby ?

Whilst I might like to think of it is another example of my unmatched genius it was pretty obvious tbf

I’m not bothered about what Micky says I like and support what UFS are doing but comments as per your earlier post create a sense that there is a view that UFS participants are a superior breed of fan. I just don’t think that’s going to help your cause

If the aim is to encourage a sense of togetherness comments like this are pretty dense

He’s like Savile at a Top of the Pops studio recording

Garbage and still pissing the league 🤣

This thread is a Bridge Too Far

Tell them that your eyelash growth has spread via your rear torso to your nether regions and ask for a back sac and crack

I can only think that the OP has been rubbing some white dental powder into his gums !

Sorry that Ben’s family and those that knew him have had to experience this at an incredibly difficult time All I can add is that this scumbag is in no way representative of our club or fanbase. I hope that firm punitive action results and that some comfort can be taken from a more appropriate response as a result of you bringing this to our attention

Just all toilets leaving a Mumbai style street toilet vibe

The good thing for players who are out of form or don’t fit in is that there’s Always Next Year

Agcun and Casadei were just too lightweight for what we took off in midfield. This was what cost us the three points IMO

Don’t peep. I need to squeeze this turtlehead in the bracken.

…. is even better than a danish pastry

I thought this was a Spot the Spacehopper competition

I’m more relieved about that than I ought to be

I know this may be a little radical but I’m contemplating basing my judgment on the decision to sign him on the contribution he makes throughout his time with us as opposed to whether he is or isn’t in the starting eleven v Rotherham