Mike Oxlong

The tank shark I didn’t know about had a nibble

I’ll always think of Danny as a number 1 who played like a number 2

His directional sense wasn’t great so I’m not convinced he could find his own way to Sheffield

Watching s2 of Happy Valley. Frances (Shirley Henderson) plays the weird wacko extremely well. Preferring s2 to s1 at the moment

One thing I have noticed about the Newcastle fans is that they seem to have more than their fair share of morbidly obese supporters who are more than happy to go shirtless so long as the temperature is minus something

Well, that would be a first !

Young Boys of Leicester Not sure it’s the marketing angle we should utilise

The three tv games I’ve watched have been honking

Nice moves for our goals We marked their goalscorers like they had Covid

Taking gnasher for a walk ?

Bologna have just submitted their first offer in writing

I’m not sure but it’s no longer being endorsed by Shane Warne

Two Soumares

Are there any on there with tortoises. I think I could manage tortoise care

Enzo would have had more chance of getting Stephen Hawking to run than Soumare

Wasn’t impressed with him when I saw him play last season but that applies to a number of that squad. His defensive game wasn’t helped by playing with Barnes in front of him. I don’t think he’s good enough for what we want for our future but I hope he goes in to have a decent career elsewhere

And anyone forced to watch the replay

To thank Mark for providing this excellent forum over many years we could chip in to by him a (half) match worn Praet shirt

Kings Head down to 10 men. The Red Lion will fancy their chances now

Sounds like a 1970s adult film artiste

The darts was infinitely more entertaining than this

March