Mike Oxlong

Far too discrete Everg flouncer should out themselves IMO

So that’s why Ward isn’t 1st 🤔

The takeaway ? I know they were looking for a pizza delivery driver but no longer interested in him for obvious reasons

Confused ! I can’t even work out the typo if there is one

Jason Cundy has a voice for silent movies Quite like Simon Jordan though

Known as Singha the swinger to his family and friend

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/jan/24/zambia-patson-daka-afcon-history

I wouldn’t mind being Anna Kalinskaya’s ball boy

Poor Things Utterly wack-a-doodle-do

Yeah, we did last night and more so than usual But overall, football generally isn’t as blood and guts as it used to be and the demographic has changed to more supporters being more passive save for cheering a goal And we have been spoilt over the last decade and although we are still being spoilt results wise, football at the top level just isnt the spectacle it used to be

Good point Things that stir a crowd other than goals imclude chances on goal, a player beating a man or putting in a meaty tackle or executing a particular bit of skill or a great save Now the game seems a bit more like watching a game of chess than a football match - interesting but often not edge of the seat or passion inspiring stuff

The Lino on the West Stand side was among the worst I have ever seen. A right fvckin cabbage !

No Ward 😲

Although the pic below was taken during a rare foray outdoors this cat was definitely designed for a life on the sofa

I’m so bored with PL football and barely watch it these days Today’s 4.30 game was another club with loads of money tonks club with much less money shocker Edit: I appreciate that we are the club.with lots of money (comparatively) doing the tonking in the championship this season

Time to shine 🪩

Packed up and ready to go

He’s given us a lot of laughs though. I think those tears rolling down my face were from laughter 🤔

Gotta be up for the Must W@nk In Front Of A Full Length Mirror Award at the W@NKAS

In other JtH news Bob Geldof did a great job feeding starving Africans but should have done more to support higher rate taxpayers Nelson Mandela was for the most part ok but should have kept his cell on Robben Island tidier than he did Captain Tom was in on the whole swimming pool plot but if you’ve earnt the money having a leisure complex in your garden is a right not a luxury