Mike Oxlong

I’m going to boycott The Golden Scissors if that happens

Claudia Winkelman must get her hair finished at a shoe shine stall

The mission was naff but things are hotting up now The Faithful are so thick they don’t deserve to win any money. Would like to see smug Paul out asap and Harry pick up the 💰

Bruciannis (Lemon Split)

Hopefully it’s your lucky day !

You piss on the ground where you want to insert the tee Might get a lengthy ban though

Prince Andrew is asking for a two for one deal so he can have the same procedure

Charles’s proctologist will probably get a medal One of the few occasions where I would have no issue with the award of an honour

Y-Fronts

IMO you can’t just ignore the time he had at Chelsea beforehand in relation to his exposure to English football. I’m not arguing although it’s clear we have a different viewpoint on this particular matter

Not everyone has a comfortable start but nonetheless half a season playing regularly in first team English football before he joined us which was my point really, referencing the earlier post that he needs more time to adapt I’m undecided about him at present but hardly wet behind the ears to experiencing the English game

Didn’t he play last season on loan at Reading ?

Leicester City managers in Highfields

Bushes in porno mags

If they were on a secret mission being hunted for by drones I reckon they don’t get spotted

Agreed Even I’ve got the drift and I’m thick as mince

Call me old fashioned but I’m always a little wary of any bloke who is dating his mum

Just be glad you don’t have to navigate modern life with the brain of Grant Cooper

Maybe the Coventry fans target those who don’t look like they have pre existing brain injury

Thought you were more Northampton than Norfolk

That was pure Bobb

“He’s one of the most honest players you’ll find”