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Jack Rodwell getting a 40% pay cut, he'll only be earning a measly £44k pw in L1 if he stays with Sunderland. Average wage for a L1 team is somewhere between £1700-£2500. Players signed last year also getting the 40% drop as well. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11695/11327417/sunderland-midfielder-jack-rodwell-facing-huge-pay-cut

Doctor - "You have a disease, but we can treat it" Patient - "Whats the cure?" Doctor - "It's an 80's rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but lets try and stay focused"

Cornershop are a decent band. Shame they're mostly known for that terrible Fatboy Slim 'Brimful Of Asha' remix

Friday : Pink Floyd Saturday : Radiohead Sunday : Nirvana

I've just stolen loads of swimming pool inflatables. I'd better lilo

If Dec fallen out that car half cut on cheap cider it would have been TV gold

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Bulb can't read the current generation of smart meters at the moment, so if you do swap over to them and have a smart meter you have to do it the old fashioned way and give them meter readings. https://help.bulb.co.uk/hc/en-us/articles/115001232092-Can-I-switch-to-Bulb-with-a-smart-meter- They were no cheaper than my current deal so will give it a miss.

Early contender for next years Oscars... Jason Statham and an 80 foot shark

Just found out my uncle has left me a stately home in his will. I've no idea where Sod Hall is though. I'm just off to Google it now!

Goes without saying that we mash tea in Leicestershire, not brew it

I just completed this quiz. My Score 50/100 My Time 102 seconds  

Just FYI Greenwich pier is not near the O2. It's in Greenwich town centre next to the Cutty Sark. North Greenwich pier is the one next to the O2.