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Leeds opponents getting the occasional decision shocker

I’ll get me crayons and old bedsheet out

It’s in case you’re watching with a great great grandparent who would be adamant that it’s Eddie or Frank Gray.

He’ll certainly sit him down a few times

This Embargo chap we’re supposed to be transferring in, is he that Colombian left-back?

Was it Filbert on his way to Vardys with a four pack of Stellas under his arm?

We should distribute T-Shirts spelling Albrighton all round the ground and confuse TV viewers when “A” and “L” go for a P***.

Keep up with the times guys…..they’d never risk fielding them on this plastic pitch of theirs

Ooh I wish, just Salt & Vinegar, b****y sharp vinegar too, I currently have a face like Steve Cooper

Pint for Andersson, good man

I’ve demolished a tube of Pringles in 12 minutes, b****y tension, at this rate I won’t fit through the turnstile next Saturday

Pint for Chair

Want Newcastle to finish above Chelsea and keep them out of Europe ideally, for 2nd year running. Surely Chelsea’s budget is reliant on having European football of some kind?

Ideally - Get promotion done Friday, one party, recover by Monday, win League Monday with a winning goal of our own to savour, another party, Blackburn can then be a pre, during and post match celebration of all things City, who knows, Vardy, Birch, Albrighton, Rusty Lee, all may be winding down and waving goodbye. Then watch the c*** from the Football League give us the trophy which we swiftly pawn to bring us in line with FFP for this season. Sorted

…..🎶making love by Wednesday 🎶

Special “surprise” guest for the half time raffle draw for what seemed like every game in the 80’s……….it’s got to be Rustie hahahahahaha Lee

I'm tempted to revise my get up from the Everton match, even though it did scare numerous kids (and several adults) , I really am.

Bobby “Referees Badly” Madeley is the t**d that won’t flush away. Does he still get / ruin Premier League games?

We’re watching a living legend doing his thing, drink it in folks, it won’t go on forever, it’s a privilege that it’s at our club, the memories will stay but embrace every moment, it still gives me goosebumps

I was thinking about this, without getting ahead of ourselves, isn’t it usually the officials / execs of the league that come and hand over the trophy, you know, the guys we’ve just humiliated the incompetent asses off in court! I’d prolong the moment and chat ***t whilst taking it off them!

For £10-£15 you can pick up a decent glossy World Cup guide magazine or book but instead we’d spend £275 on amassing a 95% complete dog eared album with skewed pictures and a shoebox full of doubles

He defies his age, wasn’t phased in big games, takes on his man, tries things, 19?

Lookylikey of the day - Russel Martin and a really really p***ed off Nick Knowles

Three broken flasks and seventeen dislocated hips