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Southampton representative at the appeal right now

Cocking his leg and peeing on the corner flag post was over egging the roleplay a bit though

If Everton can still get Europe on Sunday that will not be easy for Spurs to get the point they need. I hope .

Southampton said it’s devastating news, especially as they’ve been working hard all week in training to counter Hulls new set pieces and formation tweaks.

For sale going cheaply, 60,000 Hull v Southampton Programmes and 10,000 half and half scarves.

Oh when the Saints Get f*****g banned oh when the Saints get f*****g banned, I’m going to laugh my b***dy head off, When the Saints get f*****g banned

Hull will be furious though. They’ve been spying on Southamptons training all week but know nothing about Middlesboroigh, it’s just not fair!

Not a banger in a glazed shortcrust pastry by any chance. Think I saw it leaked a few weeks ago.

When things like the Havertz challenge happen you just think “Oh what’s the point”. Chasing a player from behind, ball not winnable, take his calf with studs, injures player as well as stopping him, “not serious foul play”

Arteta’s Heat Map this (and every) match

Ha ha, they’ve used that unwritten rule in friendles that if you promise to sub the culprit he won’t get a red card. Except it’s not a friendly. Let’s just make up rules as we go along to suit Arsenal instead.

Makes it wrong that we’re guaranteed a place in the final regardless of quality, must have been some better in Semi’s who didn’t make it through. Bit like when Spurs were going to be guaranteed European Super league status.

Still don’t get how Italy and France can be top half

Cough

It will be Israel

Going down with the Austrians, we’re going down with the Austrians

S**t I’ve run out of Euro-buffet and there’s ages to go

I thought we couldn’t embarrass ourselves any more. Why not let John Craven do it (the results not the song….but maybe)

Italian girl in low cut dress. Norton “That looks like Naples”

Can I vote for Czechia based solely on their results lady, it’s my alternate competition every year

I’d usually be going ballistic about the anti-British discrimination going on but with that toilet offering of a “song” we’re lucky that one country was insane enough to put us in their top ten and give us a point.

Clearly the mafia have the voting panels families at gun point right now.

Alright mate, don’t need your life story, what are your votes