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If that early goal was a one off you could have some sympathy but it’s happened time and time again. Abandoning composure at the other end isn’t going to redress it either, they’ve lost their heads again, again, again………

Was it hit by Daka’s shot?

Getting b****y angry at Winks now, how many of those distance shots ever come off for him, even those blocked ones were heading for row Z.

Well I suppose it is traditional to watch The Muppets on TV on a bank holiday

Patson mate, it’s called a BALL

Got to score Skipp

Which Wednesday player are you?

Jordan James will bail us out of this one. (Checks team sheet)…..

When we couldn’t get any lower we do that.

Keep 11 on the pitch, keep calm, believe, keep turning the screw and hope the league haven’t sent another muppet to officiate.

Great news that they’ve been able to scrape enough bits of Daka’s leg off the Preston players boots and rebuild him, I had my concerns. No James is a blow again, I’ll say it again Mavididi has to step up and offer a goal threat too, it’s so lopsided at the moment relying on Fatawu worldies from the other wing. Mukasa too, today could be his day.

Chelsea and Man City avoid each other shocker Booooooo. Fix. Chelsea v Leeds in neutral territory could go either way depending which version of Chelsea turn up I suppose. As for the match……..

They’re just heating up the Man City and Chelsea balls right now to guarantee detection.

Tabloid journalists were licking their lips at the “Herrick sounds a bit like Heroic” pun opportunities . “Perri-fection” perhaps

But hey son, we beat the traffic didn’t we When will people learn

I’ll have 2 from the top and one from the bottom please

Modern day football isn’t dead shocker Enjoy your night Southampton fans (and the rest of the country)!

Typical for Jesus to go missing on Easter Saturday

“Why have you brought Arsenal FC to the garage sir?” ”Well clearly the wheels are about to come off”

A tin foil FA cup, give that fan a coconut, Luv it

It’s OK folks, he’s arrived at Seagrave for a step up in his training schedule.

Anything can happen, there are no guarantees. We could get a red card in the first few minutes. All of our goalkeepers could get food poisoning from the same dodgy meal. We might start Ayew. Anything could go wrong and probably will!

I’m In the Kings Head singing “if Ayew starts, I’m staying here, f*** the match, let’s have some beer”

“Never sing that, you’ll never sing that, we’re close to a Nando’s, you’ll never sing that!”