fazzyfox

Same old Arsenal, always

I might pop out to the garden and treat myself to watching the grass grow then come back in for the penalty shoot out.

Kids now in history exam:- Q- What happened during the Tudor Period A- Tottenham were s*^t !

Heading to the Fighting C*** forum to learn some new expletives.

I’ve just been going through all the on-line comments regarding Stuart (Tw)Attwell following Fridays game. The thing I keep seeing from fans is “ He should never be allowed to referee a Utd game again”. They can point to a specific chain of incidents which have lead to this over multiple games and seasons so I get it. However I wish they’d go further, remove their own club bias and say for the sake of football he should not referee ANY matches. The arrogance to suggest your club can pick and choose the officials and the arrogance to say it’s OK for everyone else to suffer him? They feel there is a unique bias and evidence of a pattern so in that context refereeing non Utd games competently and safely may be within his capability. But this is not the case, (not) forgetting the one off incident where he awarded a goal for a shot that had gone in through the side netting (something that has only ever previously occurred when a History teacher covered for a P.E. Teacher on a school playing field), the comments from multiple managers that games refereed by him are unsafe for the players and the fact his bewildering decision making once triggered a fluctuating heart rhythm in me that lead to me having to sit in the concourse for 20 minutes while it settled down, his performances time and time again have been shocking. Is there really a system of ongoing assessment? But because Utd are affected the media are now interested. Let him referee other games? When people are paying £40-£70 a ticket and instead of a football match they get a farce? That’s OK is it Utd fans? Where players safety is risked, not to mention mine? Just stop letting him affect the outcomes of football matches and get rid once and for all. He’s no longer in his fast tracked development phase, he’s not going to change, it’s 2026 and he’s still incompetent. And don’t get me started on Bobby “referees badly” Madley!

O’Nien making his own fans tearful there

…..and tonight’s lottery numbers will be….

Norman Leet

Their captain is a Louza, we have plenty of our own. The top 3 look like someone’s just put their hand in a scrabble bag and pulled out random letters.

Even though we don’t do clean sheets I foresee a 0-0, solid(ish), cancelling each other out, and just a bit safe and cagey.

Oddfellows (pub)

Oddfellows. (That’s the name of the pub not a description of the fans….although…)

Is it fitted with a stair lift?

Song for when in the pub;- If Ayew starts I’m staying here f*** the game Let’s have some Beer

Last time that we came this close to the drop without dropping we had a midfielder called Ramsey and benefitted from a vital goal from a James. Also Oldfields nickname was Skippy. Funny old game.

They are but the pub was alright

State of those penalties

"Well I know it's bad Del, Begovic is injured, Stolarcyzk is making errors, they don't seem to fancy Vietes.....the only other option is French" "I don't care where he's from Rodders, he can't be any worse than the others"

And by comparison this is us….

If he starts vs Watford there has to be a protest, either turn our backs on 9 minutes or stay in concourse for 9 minutes (or stay at home and have 9 pints so you don’t have to think about him). Give Daka a run of consecutive games or put Mukasa up as a 9 / false floaty 9.

Replace the first “Ole’’” with “A*se” and there will be thousands of donations towards it!

Or maybe just the toilets, that would be more appropriate. Also a sponsorship of the local walking football league in his name.

A real old one for you:- 3-0,, 3-0, 3-0, 3-0, 3-0, 3-0 - 3-0 3-0,, 3-0, 3-0, 3-0, 3-0, 3-0 - 3-0