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No, can I HAVE your shirt, the City no.9 one. Last night my 54 year old butt and aching back managed an hour of 4 a-side, I covered more ground than he does in 90 minutes, offered constant movement, effort, innovation and clever link up play and even threw in a scissor kick volley goal dubbed as being like “Pele on Horlicks”. No sulk face, no hiding when tired, no passing the buck, woke up feeling my hips are detached from the rest of my body but happy I put in 100%. Gerrameein !

Ageee, the moment any KP out / sack the board songs start a number of people around me shout back “shut up”, “Who are going to get”, “next ones could be worse”, “who’s going to want us” etc often accompanied by expletives. it nearly lead to a blue on blue ruck away to Norwich and on other occasions has. Let them make their counter point and have their say but there’s no denial that they do exist in numbers.”Be careful what you wish for” is an established argument but we’re talking about a guy who has just completed a 3 year assessment of the club and concluded that Rudkin deserves a promotion

That Cole and Crouch combo reminds me of something….

Grab some popcorn and head for the fighting c**k forum, might learn some new expletives from it, they’re a grizzly bunch at the best of times

That’s the most stupid trigger since only fools and horses . Actually, no, Trigger becomes Einstein in this comparison.

There’s an Ayew and Daka toilet mat for people who always miss the target.

So it turns out Rodgers is fluent in 3 languages, English, Spanish and bulls**t !

Jon Rudkin responsible for strategic squad development 😂. I’ve seen his squad development strategy - fill it with over paid, over rated gutless characters who will be impossible to sell, on ridiculously long contracts whilst using the loan market to trial centre forwards without them troubling the starting line up but jogging round Seagrave for months. The only way this t**d flushes away now is new owners coming in and reviewing his performance, if this was his review and the outcome is a promotion the owners aren’t fit for purpose in staff structuring.

Can we install one of those countdown clocks at the town hall….the clock tower….the stadium…..Big Ben (Not Nelson - the one in London)…..and every boozer in Leicestershire? He always had a strange approach to playing the game and now it’s with a “given up” attitude too, he literally damages our effectiveness, we would be better off with 10 men as no-one would be killing the tempo (what there is of it).

Begovic Aluko Lascelles Nelson Skipp (yes at LB) Winks James Fatawu Page Monga Mukasa (CF / Floaty false 9 role) This at least eliminates the bomb scares, lack of effort-ers and ineffective invisible ones. Don’t know much about Aribo (A chewy Sweet ?) but possibly put James as the 10 and have him in instead of Page. Skipp may not have the complete skill set of a LB (or any type of footballer) but he might not gift a goal a game to the opposition and may just be steady Eddie. Promote Hutchinson to the bench and leave jokers like Ayew out completely.

A song aimed towards the strange happy clappers / seals who applaud them off regardless. To the time of “If you’re happy and you know it” If you see them make no effort you clap your hands, If you see them losing soft goals you clap your hands, If you see them missing chances and f**k up easy passes, if you see nothing that deserves commending you clap your hands

“ ”Well, .that wasn’t half bad” ”I know - both half’s were bad!”

This morning I had a s**t which was enjoyable, served a purpose and made me feel better. As it flushed away it said “please stop comparing me to Jordan Ayew”. It had a point and I apologise.

One in J1. We thoroughly interrogated his sanity “why are you clapping”, “what deserves applause “, “”what have you seen “ but he just laughed and carried on, I think he expected Ricardo to throw him a fish, his seal impression was very authentic

We have as much chance of ending with a clean sheet as a teenager with their first jazz mag.

Just ditto this, we didn’t turn up, didn’t continue the momentum, flat as a pancake. Were Norwich that good? If they were it wouldn’t have taken that long to go 2 up. We had nothing from the full backs, the left wing or centre forward all game, may as well been 11 vs 7 .

Apart from Daka and the full backs (where we have little options), that’s starting to look like a proper football team, what is this strange tinge of optimism I’m feeling right now?

I usually pop into The Lucky Supermarket on Burnmoor Street for me Mars and Crisps, would it be possible for the march to take a detour through it on the way, I’m sure they’ll appreciate the extra trade

Better but we are commending some things that should be a given like work rate. But chuffed that they look more confident and capable of results now Ayew made it hard work though, nothing was sticking with him and ball was coming straight back every time, defensive unit not getting a breather. He has such a strange idea about how the game should be played. Take nothing for granted but take this form into the Norwich game and keep building, there may be setbacks along the way and we can’t afford many but looking like getting something from your games is a good starting base.

You greedy *********! Ayew, it’s not all about you.

Er Mav, he’s overlapping, fancy joining in and helping out?

Makes a meal out of it

Ayew serious?

Tough choice - An ongoing drama of heartbreak, deceit, confused relationships, love, hate and dispute……or that thing with the Dingles in it

I’ve always said “nothing like a solid reliable defence.” And that’s what we have.