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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Ayew dribbling like Ronaldo. Sorry, Ronald, MacDonald.

My Dad nailed it with his explanation when ickle fazzyfox said “Daaaad, number 3’s rubbish!” by replying “he’s Norman Leet, he only plays when all the proper players are injured.” It looked as if Jock Wallace had gone to a hot dog seller “we’re a man short put this shirt on sonny yer playing!”

“And now your Leicester City side…of total b*****ds” Danny “I don’t want to play anymore boss” Ward Keown (over opinionated missing link between Neanderthal and human, more CB but I’ve put him at RB to p*** him off) Matt Mills (Big headed so and so had tickets on himself) Wayne Brown (Attitudus Problemus) Bell Chilbell (Self preservation) Lee Marshall (Awful but acted like he was decent) W*nks (Strange application of effort when the going gets tough, you’d think he’d be a leader but no. Goes AWOL, literally) Soumare (His idea of acceptable effort and focus is absolutely p*** taking) Wise (Crap at cards seemingly) Kermogant (This moment is all about me, look at this clever penalt….oooh) Steve Howard (personal one, he mistook me for someone else and had a big rant at me!) Wanted to include Bertrand but he’d probably say he’s injured. Vestergaard sub but in standard length tracky bottoms for a laugh. Wes Fofana though if he hadn’t gone we’d be in even bigger ffp s**t if that’s imaginable. Many others fall into “frustrate” category - Mendy (or “Forward Mendy, Forward man !” As I addressed him 60 times a game as he span like a broken toy and killed any momentum the move had by being unable to face the way we’re kicking), Peres and Amartey. The “availability” of Evans and attitude of Youri in the relegation season soured their legacies but they did enough positive things to be a million miles from being a Dennis Wise team mate! Tommy English wasn’t Melrose, Mark Grew wasn’t Wallington but nor did they say they were.

A far superior throroughfare than Monacos Boulevard De Saffrone !

What and replace this guy?

Apparently if you had a 2025/26 shirt printed with Faes on the back you can receive a refund so long as you take in your Doctors letter explaining your state of mind at the time of purchase.

Yeah, I’ve seen the film and photo’s of so called swanky Monaco, the Marina, Jardin Botanique, boutiques and restaurants but it’s not a patch on the Grand Union Canal, Mandela Park, Silver Arcade or The Prince Of Punjab, the man’s a fool.

Wearing tight nylon trousers and standing underneath the hot tv lighting it’s inevitable

Can see a dull 1-1 and win on pens

Ironically replaces our home league fixture with them that weekend

Yaaaawnnn

Yep TNT, Incl their You Tube channel, don’t know if that’s free or not though? BBC on radio I think.

You have high hopes of a decent cup run but then an away trip to Wales wrecks ‘em

Oh Jesus, it’ll be nerve racking now

Two thoughts on the farcical “attendance” figure, is this “tickets sold” method used by all / any other clubs? Secondly can those fan panels who have some dialogue with the club ask for clarification and ask for a true total of attendees to be announced instead of or alongside the irrelevant “Tickets sold” figure.

I heard that is the case but they need to rename it “Sold seats” in that case. If they look up the meaning of attendance, it involves “attending” ie being present. They can get that from the data from the turnstiles. This is the club who email non-attending season ticket holders with a survey regarding their reason, so they do have this data available to them.

Feel sorry for the poor stewards tasked with generating an extra 5000 turnstile clicks, they must be dizzy and shattered! Surprised they didn’t get stuck after all those free pizzas the other day.

The attendance was calculated and checked by Kwasi Kwarteng and Diane Abbott.

I’ve never been to a game that I’ve boycotted before, I am a bit tempted to pop along to see what it’s like without me there

Our worst performance this year

I’d suggest it’s over 2 legs, aim for a double top and then go for the bulls eye !

Might need to squeeze Julian Joachim onto Right wing, Paul Kitson on bench with Bassey and Des Lyttle (successful spell at Forest via Worcester and Swansea), Ramsey and Peake?

Tomato soup and a prawn cocktail would do a much better job

Stewards looking a bit pale and thin tonight, hope they’re OK . I heard they were being stricter than usual on confiscating any sandwiches larger than medium sized.