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Traditionally the King - Andy King then. A renewed launch of the pound note - Dyche, with many, many, many printed. A new nine pound note featuring Vardy Tenner ? Andrea Bocelli Rudkin on a 5 million pound note that you just spend on any old rubbish and say keep the change.

A silky(o) finish from Thomas. Plenty of eagerness and hunger from the youngsters, a lot of flair, players who can get past their man.

Brandon’s just around the place just in case the other options are all unavailable. There must be a word for that…

The lesser spotted Golding

Oh that’s what those training vesty things are called! I thought it was an angry anagram to beat the filters!

First Half XI: Jakub Stolarczyk Ricardo Pereira (c) Caleb Okoli Ben Nelson Luke Thomas Harry Winks Oliver Skipp Wanya Marçal Michael Golding Stephy Mavididi Jake Evans Substitutes: Stevie Bausor Jake Donohue James Justin Conor Coady Victor Kristiansen Boubakary Soumaré Sammy Braybrooke Will Alves Henry Cartwright Silko Thomas Mirsad Ali Jayden Joseph Logan Briggs Olabade Aluko Louis Page Jeremy Monga

Duh !

Oh no, not Ten Jellies Rottweiler whatsisface How will we ever cope Doomed, we’re dooomed

A famous dog food manufacturer considered sponsorship but after seeing our defence Winalot have pulled out citing brand protection.

I got hopeful when I saw a great big motionless manakin in the club shop window this morning but it turned out to be Vestergaard doing a bit of shopping

"Look mate, we're not last, Soumare and Vestergaard haven't even reached their bikes yet"

My thoughts go out to his family and all concerned with Liverpool FC and former clubs too. If I were to leave a tribute card it would say simply R.I.P. Champ

The one where a goalkeeper catches a cross, often unchallenged, drops to their knees then just lays on the ball for an age, when that's challenged by a ref (usually only because they've been bayed on by the opposition crowd) the keeper plays the "injured" card to delay getting up and continuing (I won't say restarting, it's not a restart). Yes pitches are hard, coming down from the air, landing on a pointed foot or bodyweight not evenly distributed, even without clattering into a burly CF, injury is possible but the cry wolfers who do it every time, even grinning as they do it, they're just going to cry injury, I don't know how officials will be brave enough to distinguish. Then there's the constant re-setting of goal kicks, remembering Pope (Nick, not THE) a few years ago absolutely taking the p***, Begovic when at Bournemouth, Pigford and many many others. "I'll take it from the left, no I'll take it from the right even though I never have done before, actually I'll call back a midfielder to take it because I don't fancy....no hang on I'll take it from the left after all...."

A couple of thoughts - Do our friends / posters from Leuven have any anxieties or thoughts over the current situation, secondly although Top and others lack of presence is criticised is it reasonable to say that at the very least he and others involved in KP will be focusing less on us right now than they ordinarily would in order to deal with their bigger concern? Financially due to ffp he's not been able to spend on the squad if he wanted to but the stadium and broader site expansion / investment becomes an even more redundant issue than it was before. Have we had any statement since relegation and this KP situation occurring yet.....or about anything?

I remember a type of duffle coat which included gloves stitched onto elastic. Once kids discovered that if you pull one arm up you smack yourself in the face with the other it was carnage in the playground!

I thought I'd put this in here as it's the most general thread about potential departures / remainers - Is "It's a world cup season" still a thing, i.e. players feeling that not being in a top division will affect their chances of selection or being at the right level of intensity when the tournament arrives? I'm sure it's a narrative which rightly or wrongly the agents of Faes, Kristiansen and others will indulge in. Could it affect our chances of keeping Al Khannous and Hermansen? Could it be used to encourage some to leave - "Vestergaard mate you're never going to make the squad if you stay here" (false tears in eye), "Hey Soumare I hear France are desperate for a long legged loafer to jog around midfield pointing", "Winksy, I hear Tuchel sees you as a potential pound shop Pirlo get yourself in the spotlight son" etc.

Changing trains to go to Coventry to see his old mate Lampard? Heading to JD Sports to buy the full Lionesses England Kit so if they win the Euro's he can run on and join the team photo's despite not contributing?? Come back to visit whichever players wife he would have inevitably had an affair with in his short stint here??? Missing the Haymarket Shopping Centre ????

Can’t wait for the sticker book, I’ll trade swapsies of Forests and Brentford’s chefs for the hard to find Gino Pastalotti of Arsenal (insert prefer Rice joke here) and Man City’s Egbert Nobacon. I think the FFP lawyers deserve a sticker too…..and the mascots! Indeed Game’s gone, World’s gone

There was a German Man His name was Danny Rohl He moved to Leicester, settled quick and Met a Local girl She said "Shall we have Children" And he replied "Nein" She said that is ambitious Two or Three's just fine, When Chelsea came a calling We thought "no not again" But he said "No I'm staying with The Haymarket & Saffron Lane" He got so keen on Leicester And really loved his job He changed his name by deed poll, He's now called Danny Cob, Oooooh (Repeat all)

Danny said he's not signing until the thread has 100 pages

Seconds after this picture was taken he went for a swig of the drink, dropped the pen, dropped the glass and ended up laying flat on the floor with the table cloth on top of him

Could be nothing but I hear that somebody has claimed the best seat in the Seagrave canteen by leaving their beach towel on it over night …..

I’m setting up the fireworks and getting the champagne glasses out ready

Depending on any points deduction and what that does psychologically I’m optimistic but would feel better when I know who our DM might be if not Wilf and who the cutting edge up front will be. Defensively the likes of Thomas and Nelson should be fine. If we lose someone on deadline day without replacing them or get points deducted it’ll be back to negativity though and a track record of dubious mentality at the club when a reaction is required.

Get yer watering can out Rudkin you lazy so and so, it’s all your fault