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Gerrin

Expecting a picture of his picnic in the park or Mothercare cafe cream tea any minute now on social media

There were spells vs Southampton where Ayew was infield and El Khannous out wide, I’d see that as the better option as we need energy at LW to work back otherwise they’ll be pinging in service for Wood all afternoon and our box will be like tin-can alley.

Yes, hate it, it seems to fly past our keeper with ease every time yet when we try a shot it just doesn’t perform the same way, pesky inconsistent thing. Looks a bit s**t too!!

The way they overlap on the right, whoever plays LW for us will need to put in a lot of work defensively. I’d almost suggest VK at LB and Thomas LW but I think that just invites pressure. Just seen were unchanged anyway

Nicknamed “Mings The Merciless”!

Another Ranieri lookalikey ? Oh not that-again.

Advanced trigonometry is all Dutch to me

He’ll probably be on the bench

Bodo’s vs Bozo’s

Arteta’s heat map for tonight

Rice….on a plate !

Tell me more……….

Yamal may be Grease Lightning but there will be a Sommer Love-in after this

For any really thick people watching who can’t keep up with it, the score is, er, about 8 each

Such composure in those circumstances, quality

Yep, agree, Football in general has become so cautious and “safety-first”, any kids watching this match will feel inspired and wanting to play like this themselves. It’s bonkers, it’s passionate, it’s emotional, I don’t know which way it’s going to go now / next (enough about my love life) and some of the technique is off the scale (I said enough about…). It may be an exception to the norm but it’s inspiring in such a high stakes game.

This is like watching a game of FIFA between two guys who are really good at it but have had a few beers and become a bit reckless and gung-ho with it

Sceeeeeeeenes !!!

They should at least make him do some community work although if he turned up at a School assembly or hospital ward with a sack of footballs and crate of cuddly Filberts and Easter Eggs he’d get a hearty rendition of “who the f***ing hell are you” from the bemused kids! The state of our squad this season, everyone needs a degree of squad depth and some players will be left out but we’ve been paying for him, Ward who asks to be withdrawn if selected, Winks who spends Saturday afternoons in Mothercare and Vestergaard who the only manager who wanted him left just as the ink on his new contract dried so initiates “Bring a pet to work” days. And as for the muppets who do play……..

Even better, one of those through on goal moments, keeper takes him out and is off and banned for next games. Vardy scores the pen then performs a lumberjack routine (maybe not the Monty Python one though) followed by a Robin Hood bow and arrow mime into the Trent end.

It’s Newcastle vs Chelsea next weekend so both won’t be getting 3 points (just call me Rachel Riley), need to factor that in unfortunately. Likewise Newcastle can benefit from the knowledge it’s Chelsea v Forest on the last day. But according to my calculator if Forest keep being s**t they’ll miss out

Oooooh interesting, even a Madley can’t f*** this decision up

That would be a Major down-grade