RoboFox

So nothing has happened, nothing will happen, and this goofball will field the same starting eleven to get pumped silly by Brighton? Cool.

Well, yeah. Won the UEFA Cup with Sevilla in 2006.

Whoever it is, they won't be on the same planet - let alone the radar - of our esteemed leaders. Aiyawatt will go down the tried and tested route of someone he deems to have a nice aura or who he played as on FIFA 2006.

Stowell could be absolutely incredible with his recent insight into the club but for some reason constantly sits on the fence and very rarely says anything of substance for fear of stepping on the club's toes. He very occasionally hints at something, like when they were discussing the heirarchy's lack of communication with the coaching staff, and he quickly backtracks and qualifies it with "I can't really say anything." Why? You're not employed by the club, Mike and if you recall they sacked you. Fryatt is far too nice and just a bit dull, bless 'im. Appleton clearly hasn't watched any of our games this season, but for some reason they keep getting him back. Piper is great, but clearly hates the club at the moment like most of us with more than a room temperature IQ do. I don't blame him for doing less games.

You have to wonder what's going through Aiyawatt's head. Are the negligent board members staying within a failed structure at a nosediving football club because: 1. He genuinely doesn't think anything is wrong enough to force action, despite evidence to the contrary. 2. His blind loyalty to Rudkin and Whelan is preventing action. 3. He doesn't know what to do. Indecision paralysis. 4. He doesn't care.

Thinking Daka is a main striker at Premier League level Sackable offence in itself IMO.

They're not that passive. Many of them can muster the energy to clap our players and manager off after being pumped for the eighth game in a row at home without scoring a goal. Some of them can summon the fortitude for a huff and a puff about groups like UFS who dare to try and create a bit of atmosphere in the ground. And most of this lot won't have a clue who Rudkin is or have any perception of where the football club is headed. They probably don't even care, they're just zombies who keep turning up because it's habitual. This image basically sums it up.

Nah. It’s just fvcking disgusting.

He knows he’s cooked so is just going through the motions until the inevitable is confirmed and he finally ****s off. He’s ****ing useless but how many managers need to down tools before people realise they probably aren’t the problem?

Bet it's an unchanged first eleven. If it ain't broke, eh Ruud?

We're so shit we can't even get players from our sister club.

Danny Rohl is going to Southampton and we're going to end up with dishy Russell Martin and we're all going to find it absolutely hilarious. Nothing more KPFC and Rudkin the stable boy than shit Southampton rejects.

There won't be a meaningful protest of any kind sadly, even with best intentions of some on here. FT members are massively in the minority within our fanbase. The KPFC NPCs will still turn up to clap the players off when we're three nil down at half time without so much as a shot. Because, y'know, we were in League One once and you need to be careful what you wish for blah blah

*clap clap clap clap*

Expectations adjustment required here. De Zerbi ain't coming to terribly-run Champo mid-table fodder KPFC.

I'd forgotten we were once successful with a well-liked and capable manager. Thanks for reminding me.

Eddie Howe saying we “always look competitive” and that “Ruud has his team playing good football” Tell us you haven’t watched a single Leicester match this season without telling us you haven’t watched a single Leicester match, Ed.

This somehow slipped under the radar but Stowelly on yesterday's podcast all but confirmed the "Cambiasso masterminded the great escape" theory.

Someone said as much on here. Van Nistelrooy came out post-match and said dragging him at HT was tactical. I bet some words were exchanged.

Wish he'd gone before now so he isn't associated with this disgusting team and would definitely have more goals if it weren't for the fact the manager and entire squad behind him is absolutely abject dogshit His wages are a huge issue and feels like his influence at the club has become a bit of a problem. I don't think we can fully reset until he's moved on. However, would love to see him bang in a few in in the Champo next season.

Too busy clapping King Power to fully pay attention to the game, I suspect.

Isn't it understood that the club approached Moyes and Potter in both the summer and after Cooper was sacked? Judging by something Shearer said to Moyes on TRIF podcast, this almost certainly is the case. Moyes and Potter live and breathe football. They're surrounded by football people. Of course they're going to turn us down regardless because everyone within football is in the know about what a state this club is and where its headed. Both Cooper and RvN were third choice at least. We've ended up with a completely untested duffer who was desperate for a chance (although has a great aura), because that's all we could attract. KPFC is a poisoned chalice. Anyone with a reputation to uphold won't come near us.

The only empty seats we'll be seeing is after 70 mins when our resident traffic-dodgers make a break for it. The KPFC zombies and Perspective FC fans will still be there fulfilling their obligation to clap the players off at half time when we're three nil down with an xG of 0.01 because we were in League One once. Brain dead club.

I don't buy the PSR thing. The club are trying to save face. Even though it was right to sack Cooper, they were panned by the wider football community and everyone knew getting this duffer in was a massive risk (lad's got a great aura, mind) It would just confirm to the football world their ineptitude if they sack him now with such an abject record. They'd be made to look foolish. They're desperate for this to work out so they can say "see, it was the right call," even if that means keeping him on into next season for a Championship push. It's all about perception.

You think it's a matter of giving up, or more that he doesn't know what to do? I thought it was the former, but it's becoming more apparent that he's so tactically inept that he's burned through all of his few ideas and now has indecision paralysis. This guy's next level bad, man. Stands there like a lost little boy on the touchline. Great aura, though. And that's what's important for KPFC.