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Charles having an absolute worldie

Never felt so flat about a goal in my life. Empty.

Their keeper has turned into Gigi Buffon

I’ve seen some ****ing dross in my time but deary me this is got to be a new low. It’s so, so bad.

Are you watching Aiyawatt?

Almost like there’s a consistent individual in charge of the football club.

These lads need more backing.

At least Daka’s back

I don’t have the vocabulary to be able to articulate just how much I ****ing hate this team

**** this club

I can’t believe we’re here celebrating a Portsmouth equaliser to give us a chance to stay up. How ****ing bleak is this club.

The thing is, it’s just so hard to care

And thick dickhead clubs like good old KPFC are massively responsible for it by offering absolutely absurd wages for dogshit players. You set a precedent.

We look better under him but it’s not exactly hard compared to the shit we’d been served up under RVN and Cifuentes. Ultimately improved performances mean **** all when you still can’t win.

Then you can safely exclude yourself from that group.

Fans moan about this shit then hand over £150 a month to Sky.

I thought this was going to be @Libertine or @Anonymous F.O.X. suggesting a new Mark Morrison song parody for BSLB

I assume they’re going for “so bad it’s good” kind of thing with this, but it’s just ****ing terrible and I have no idea who’d want to buy it. Whoever sources / commissions inventory for the club shop is so shit at their job they deserve a good old LCFC promotion.

He's active on Instagram and has left the comments open?

Been following Zach Cregger since his days in Whitest Kids U' Know alongside one of my big comedy heroes Trevor Moore which I absolutely loved. Mad to see him become the most in-demand horror director right now alongside maybe Robert Eggers. Hightly recommend his previous film Barbarians if you haven't seen it already and can't wait to see what he does with Resident Evil reboot.

EDIT: There doesn't seem to be a careers thread so I hope this is OK to post here. Approaching my fourth month looking for work and it's becoming increasingly anxiety-inducing. I was made redundant at the start of the year after fifteen years at the same high-profile media company. I perhaps naively thought that I could maybe take a month off to enjoy some free time - concentrate on my hobby of making music - then fairly quickly find my way back into work given my CV and experience... This has NOT happened. In fact I can barely get even invited to interview stage. I'm basically being rejected on application and it's gotten to the point where it's actually nice to recieve a rejection, because nine times out of ten you just get ignored. The problem is all of my experience is within what you'd probably call "legacy" media at this point, and the industries around it are basically collapsing and even though I could certainly use my experience to pivot to an adjacent sector, I'm just not being given the chance. I've had a few freelance opportunities come in and I got a half-decent severance package which is allowing me to keep my head above water but it won't last forever and I'm starting to feel the pressure and will most likely have to consider temp jobs or something to tide me over in the short term. I'm also starting to feel a certain amount of shame at being unemployed - I'm sure friends and family mean well when they joke about it but it does wear thin eventually. I know it's a numbers game and something will come up eventually but it's pretty bleak.

Anstey Nomads manager Conrad Logan.

YOU GET A PROMOTION! YOU GET A PROMOTION! EVERYONE GETS A PROMOTION!

Plus, a celebratory warm pint of CHANG™ an expired Steward's food voucher, and a complimentary "I ❤️ KING POWER" t-shirt! So, why delay? For 25% less YOU can be there to clap the lads into League One!

Seems like an automatic transfer based on appearance threshold, no? Seems like we're not taking a massive loss on this. It’s closer to break-even amortised value, especially given one year of contract amortisation. Still, he should've been sold at a profit given his potential and if the club wasn't being run into the ground financially we wouldn't be under such pressure to rely on deals like this to bump up the numbers for the end of the PSR accounting year. Aiyawatt and Rudkin are the thickest people in football.