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Sunak standing getting drenched in the pissing rain making excuses as to why him and his party has fvcked the country into the ground whilst Labour's iconic 97 anthem figuratively drowns him out is absolutely perfect.

Enzo Will Still be at City?

Decent rep point to post ratio, which - let's face it - is all that matters to any of us.

I'm glad there's going to be tournament footy because it's going to be a long summer.

Some sections of the northern part of the City centre are post-apocalyptic. Abbey Street, Belgrave gate and pretty much the entire wasteland between the flyover and Abbey park need investment badly.

Revisited Red Dead Redemption 2 from the beginning since I only got halfway through last time, for some reason got distracted and never went back to it. Still, over 6 years on and it's never been matched as an unbelievable creative and technical marvel. It's a true masterpiece. Taking my time with it, and going for as close to 100% as I can muster. Some of the challenges are an absolute slog, mind.

Watched Late Night With The Devil at a small screening. Thought it was great fun, suprisingly funny satire at times, and the 70s talk show format was crafted perfectly. Clearly massively inspired by the BBC's Ghostwatch if anyone can remember that. Pretty refreshing take on the found-footage horror genre which is tired.

People saying they've bought their sucess man. Get out of it. The dude is a genius. Probably the greatest ever to do it. Consistently evolving his team in relentless pursuit of perfection. Somehow manages to find ways to utilise his players in different ways and barely ever misses the mark. Knows exactly when to move players on and refresh his squads. He's revolutionised the entire game. Like Koke says, the likes of Man United have spent billions trying to chase Man City and are abject dogshit. There's a reason Liverpool and Man City are consistently battling out for the top of the league. Their managers.

Not something you should admit to.

Who wants to tell them they’ve got to play another game before they’re promoted?

My other half just said “the Southampton manager’s pretty good looking, isn’t he?” Anyone got a spare room? I’ve just left her.

Felt the same way about the podcast. On the one hand it's pretty decent to get "access" to the manager via a close associate. On the other, it's clear Balague is a toe-curl-inducing grifter.

Mark Francois? Priti Patel?

What a load of bollocks. Everyone knows what this is about. Corpulent, filthy lucre. Fvck FIFA.

Rudkin isn't going anywhere. Nobody gets Top's stables quite as spotless as our Jon. And did anyone really think that Maresca is so principled that he would walk away from probably his only opportunity to test himself as a manager in the Premier League? Absolute tosh, man. This whole thing sounds like a dick swinging contest between two dudes with unsubstantial tallywhackers.

Can confirm. My mate's cousin's brother-in-law sells donkey rides on Bournemouth beach, apparently Patson turned up and hired all of them for the afternoon, but wasn't interested in actually riding them because he felt the practice was "archaic and cruel."

I think it wasn't Chilwell's ability that gets him flack from the fanbase, rather the fact that he's an absolute pecker.

He'll still get 5-10 goals next season and that could be the difference that keeps us in the division.

Given the absurdity of the contracts handed out when he renewed, I'd imagine he's on a decent wedge. He's a bottom half Championship level player at best, and I can't see any of those teams paying a fee and matching his bonkers LCFC golden handshake. We just wouldn't be able to shift him and it'd be just another mouth to feed at the Seagrave lunch buffet. Would make more sense for both parties to just cut our losses and get rid.

Doesn't his contract expire next month? One for the released list I'd imagine so there would be no fee involved.

The press parroting the “uk will never win Eurovision again, Europe hates us” nonsense again, somehow forgetting that Sam Ryder would’ve absolutely pissed the competition in 2022 if it weren’t for the Ukraine war. It was a bang average, radio friendly song which lacked any dynamism whatsoever, and his vocals were easily the worst out of the entire night. He was singing flat for 80% of it. Send a world class HEATER like Spaceman, and an unbelievable live vocalist like Ryder and we’ll do fine. Stop sending shit songs.

Oh, lawd. Potential classic if true. Does this mean we get a bespoke kit rather than an Adidas template for a change?

Can confirm it's not working. All the pollen seems to have escaped and absolutely caked your camera lens.

I kinda do TBF. Last round of games next season and it's between us and them who goes down. ...maybe I don't, actually.

Both parties' social media is absolutely fvcking awful. Posting shit memes with proper "how do you do, fellow kids" energy.