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Was willing to give it time but nah, I said in the week that of Ricardo gets dropped then he's lost me and shown himself to be a clueless clown. Hands down the single best Premier League player in our team. Absolutely nuts, and I mean absolutely out-of-this-world incredibly deliriously ****ing nuts not to start Ricardo. Mental. Shocking. I'm livid.

"Yes, yes I know that full tracksuits should only be worn with white trainers, but I'm Jon Rudkin and I like to do things differently"

"I'd probably be in the team, playing up top if I hadn't done my knee when I was 20".

As has already been said in this thread. Every dog has its day. We went down this 'credit in the bank' route with Brendan and look how that panned out. At this point, any notion of the good he's done is well and truly being flushed down the toilet by, **checks notes**, himself.

Yes. How frightening.

Yes, yes but come on now, you can tell he's an absolute tool just to look at him. Thinks far, far too much of himself. Mr Leicester City in his own head. He's 56. He's not a coach. He's gone full tracksuit. Clearly an absolute weapon.

As apposed to the defender that's looked awful all pre-season in Okoli? Yes. £15m is a lot to spend to cover a month isn't it? Especially when other area so dire. Plus, we has the Aussie lad as backup?

I hate him. Genuine hate.

Beggars belief. WTAF is going on? A Goalkeeper? Sure the club are deliberately just on a wind-up now.

We spunked £15m on a defender we didn't need...and that's our transfer business concluded. Great window.

If Ricardo somehow doesn't start then I'm going to be full rage mode.

Oh christ, ladies and gentlemen, we've got ourselves a 'yes man'.

Lol seriously, have you seen the majority of our fanbase? They clapped us to relegation.

Lol. It's going to be such a fun season.

Christ. What an absolute cretin.

0-10 - Spurs break our 0-9 record in the 97th minutes. Cooper breaks down and cries while Rudkin and Top laugh, joke and hug on the pitch at full time. Brendan Rodgers flies in on a giant Chapstick and joins in the celebrations with Top and Rudkin.

Like him or not, Cooper must be pulling his hair out at this point.

You gave up and said you couldn't be arsed (and posted much less) last season when we had Enzo and were winning. You must be suicidal at this point - we've got Cooper, a worse style of football and a worse squad

One for the 'Birds you fancy off of the telly" thread...

That squad looks so grim written down

He was shit the first time around. No ta.

Have developed what appears to be Patellar Tendinitis in my left knee. Can walk and do everything fine apart from Run, when it ****ing kills. Was hoping to do the Leicester 10k in October... Any tips for easing it, repairing it etc without having months lay-off.

He wouldn't even be any good in the Championship