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Your old man's right. If the Laphroig goes down well make your next bottle a Lagavulin, the king of peaty whiskies.

That place up Beaumont Leys that makes crisps seem to be doing quite well.

I get up when I want Except on Wednesdays When I get rudely awakened by the dustmen I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea And I think about leaving the house

I'm also giving Newcastle a miss, off to Salford v Notts Co.at 12.30 then Radcliffe v Kidderminster

If you're arriving close to the end of the match you shouldn't have a problem finding a seat. Sneak in when the gates are re-opened, used to be easy when I was a nipper.

Nylon was the "In thing" back then. Good job she didnt sent him nylon sheets. Night in White nylon doesnt have the same ring to it.

What about the mass murderer Bernard Matthews?

I don't leave the football early but once I left the cinema early to "miss the traffic". The film was called "Titanic" if anyone has seen this film please advise me how it finished.

The few hundred that left before our first goal probably had a shift to clock on at 4.00pm on a Sunday afternoon.

Vuvuzelas The bell at last orders in pubs Gary Glitter

You're previous sporting passion was all about going round & round & round, whereas your new one is about going up & down & up & down, it's more of a bumpy ride. Welcome to LCFC lee9.

That was my first thought, South East London will be carnage

This is the only data that needs analysing D-L-L-D-D-L-W-W-L-D-L-L

If we are getting a new gaffer then we'll need new players, at least 5 or 6 of the above can disappear in January.

Another trainspotting spin off book, featuring everyones favourite trainspotter, Begbie, "The Blade Artist" would make a brilliant film.

Carlton Palmer, Andy Sinton, Earl Barrett.... how the hell did we not qualify?

Brazil 1970, The greatest football team of all time Felix; Carlos Alberto, Brito, Wilson Piazza, Everaldo; Clodoaldo, Gerson; Jairzinho, Pele, Rivellino; Tostao.

'I only drink on two occasions, when I'm thirsty and when I'm not' Brendan Behan "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." -W.C.Fields Work is the curse of the drinking Classes - Oscar Wilde "Good people drink good beer" Hunter S Thompson

For years, one of the best quiz shows on the box, A Question of Sport turned into an annoying attempt at modern entertainment. The "comedy" is toe curling, the guests are largely boring thicko's & the whole programme is box ticking exercise by a once great broadcasting company. Now gone forever. bring back "Sporting Triangles"!!

What with the chaos that ensues attemping to buy tickets in the modern age, think Oasis, Glastonbury (today) etc. Surely the postal booking form is the way forward. Hendrix 3rd on the bill at De Mont!!!

Ahh, you really must miss Steve....

If this is a piss take, fair enough. If this is a serious post then I've never read such a lot of unthought out ageist claptrap in a while.

Went to Bilbao for a long weekend last week to take in the Athletic v Betis game. Flew on Vueling Airlines, £54 return which is massively cheaper than San Sebastian direct. Vueling have some iffy reviews on tripadvisor but I found them fine, flights on time. The Basque country is welcoming, clean, efficient, enchanting with possibly the best choice of Tapas in Iberia & also football mad.

The below is the root of all evil, its the bloody serpents fault. God fashions Adam from dust and places him in the Garden of Eden. Adam is told that he can eat freely of all the trees in the garden, except for the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Subsequently, Eve is created from one of Adam's ribs to be his companion. They are innocent and unembarrassed about their nakedness. However, a serpent convinces Eve to eat fruit from the forbidden tree, and she gives some of the fruit to Adam. These acts not only give them additional knowledge, but also give them the ability to conjure negative and destructive concepts such as shame and evil. God later curses the serpent and the ground. God prophetically tells the woman and the man what will be the consequences of their sin of disobeying him. Then he banishes them from the Garden of Eden.

Its a poor show taking the piss out of someone's gramma.