UPinCarolina

RIP, he was a real one.

I wouldn't hate that. Ricardo would be one of the best RWs in the PL if he were to play there full time.

Do you actually work in that field? I have heard about it but never spoken to anyone who actually does it for pay.

You're right. I believe we offered that fee (possibly more?!) to West Brom in January, then WBA were relegated and we signed him for a song.

I hope he spends all summer with his shooting and finishing boots on. He should sleep in them.

Perez looks like he’s turned up today but he’s got little help aside from Thomas.

As I hit “submit” Kane scored his second.

Nevermind.

Strange but I can see this ending as a draw.

That Thomas to Perez was almost a Goal of the Month contender. What a bit of skill.

Johnson, James, Mendy too, though. We have those three options you named to change our approach but overall it’s difficult to say that we’re not somewhat sapped via injury or red card - Maddison, Chilwell, Fuchs, Ricardo, Soy, etc.

Glad to see that they’re rolling out the same lineup. Can tell by that bench that we’re depleted, though.

sweet prince

Shinji helping his club to promotion on the last day of the season would be a fitting reward for all of the drama he had to endure at the start of his tenure in Spain.

I’m not entirely in opposition to the idea that West Ham could pull something out against Man United. They are flying high after a big win, need some results to comfortably secure top-flight football, and stranger things have happened. We have to take care of our business, and I don’t see why the Spurs aren’t beatable.

We do not dream.

Those Ndidi stats are eye-opening. As in, "Damn, I don't even notice how great he is anymore."

OH YEAH (Kool-Aid man voice)

People in the UK know who Johnny Unitas is?! I'm a little surprised. What am I missing?

Only 4 minutes of extra time. Haven't seen that in a minute.

I missed the first goal because I was getting a swab shoved into my brain cavity for a COVID test and the second because I was transitioning from the couch to the kitchen table. I should probably just walk away until this is over.

Barnes would have 13+ goals if he were even a League average finisher.

It looks like the type of cap a road cyclist would wear just after finishing a jaunty ride.

Will Henderson wear a hat in the second half?

Sounds like a long night at the loo, even setting the potentially gut wrenching effects of the match aside!