Milo

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Can’t wait - both back tomorrow. Been off for a fvcking eternity - I can’t remember my Christmas holidays being so long

My kids currently walking round the house in t-shirts and with no socks on, moaning that they’re cold and want the heating on.

My niece has recently taken delivery of the electric Nissan - the Ariya, and absolutely loves it. It’s really impressive, tbf. Absolute Tesla model X rip-off and all the bells and whistles inside. I was suitably surprised.

I read this so went to get an online quote… Which was £1900 a year more than I’m currently paying!!! 😳😳😳 Which I assume is a ‘fvck off, we don’t want to insure you’ kind of quote. The discrepancies are really weird between different companies. I’ve had wildly different quotes.

Ricky P could’ve had a hat trick

And paid 160 quid for…

😳 pull your eye out?

Oh my

Haha - sorry mate. Must just be my postie that does it. I swear if he’s ever kidnapped we’d have no problem finding him

I was there, too!! - must have been after you…I followed the trail of red rubber bands dotted around the path

Excellent - I’m up your way tomorrow, as it happens 👍

Clever Santa - he gave this to my wife

Not a Two Ronnies fan?

Chocolate And a glass of Champagne

Yep, count me in

Meh

7-1 Just needs to run away now

Wilder has Mahrezesque skinny legs. Never really noticed before.

It’s Christmas Eve eve… I’m not entirely sure I have I have the energy…after spending an entire year telling people to put food in the fvcking fridge. All of it. All the time. Get a bigger fridge. Get two. Happy Christmas

It’s on!

Or not

I love some of the Drunken Cheese selections from Borough Market. Their Barolo Comte is epic. Got a mixed platter from them last Christmas that I just didn’t want to share. Highly recommend. I’d like to try black Brie and (possibly) the maggoty Sardinian cheese…but not sure how that would fit in with my happy clappy veggie sensitivities.