Daggers

*whispers* shhh. I don’t think he knows we’re in here. No. No I do t think we should just “open the door and to hell with it”, we had rules for a damn good reason. No, Barry, it isn’t the “human thing to do”. The word is humane, you moron. And anyway, who the fvck are you? I don’t know any Barrys on the forum. Talking Balls? The actual fvck are you doing here? Someone show him out through the ejector door. Jesus, I remember when this place was filled with normal people. Put that fvcking tree down, Barry. That’s not your fvcking tree. Ask Talking Balls to buy you a Norwegian evergreen. That’s our fvcking tree.

N33 NAA?

Great. We’re losing Isiah.

And here it comes - our first Xmas present He's pinned a montage to his feed. Ho ho ho.

Unfortunately :/

I know. Maybe that’ll work out and change the club.

🤣 This lot? Good luck with that one. They’ll happily clap shit players, demand shit managers get more time, remind you that we were in Div III once, and tell you that you should be careful what you wish for. They’ll watch tournaments in countries that murder dissenters and hoy gays from skyscraper windows, while telling you boycotts change nothing. This fanbase is the most pathetically compliant bunch of ovine sops you could hope to meet.

I have it on very good authority that you are correct.

Is there anyone here…ANYONE…who I’ve not fallen out with and who’d like to be in my backroom staff?

Xmas stock in and about to be sampled

Farmers really don’t ever do themselves any favours. One just tried to tell me a public footpath was closed for his little bird slaughter - when in reality his avian bloodbath had to temporarily close for me and my dogs. If he’d been remotely decent about it I’d have gone off to one of our other walks, but he was full bent on being a dickhead.

The lack of backroom staff appointments is telling. The isolation at the side of the pitch was striking. Far too early to tell, but this is beginning to look every inch of the disaster I thought it was when he was appointed. All those poo-pooing Potter, he’d have installed a structure behind the scenes to build on by now. RVN has stuck up a photo of his favourite cat and thinks he can reinvent the club by power of will. There’s a reason Potter turned this shitshow down twice.

Ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it. Two lesbians probably. Sisters. I'm just watching.

They’ve a nasty run of matches, but we’ve forgotten how to litter a goal with shots. We’ve got the banana skin of a top vs bottom clash and the Harbs derby to come, plus a tricky away at Stratford. Could really use those two new signings.

All perfumes are vile. Invariably the wearer dons far too much and staggers about in a cloud of stench, pretending it makes up for properly washing.

Given how every team is now just attempting to pack their goal and kick the shit out of us, it isn’t surprising. He limped off after an exceptionally agricultural challenge tbf.

Talk of Callum Powell coming home. Can do a job as a 10 now that Isiah is being hacked to death every match and Thanoj is still out injured.

I want to see the photos Ward has got on Rudkin.

Class sign tbf

Your mind is forever in the gutter And I don't think that would improve his game