filthyfox

Well... I am now officially a lapidarius. 13 bracelets ordered and completed 2 necklaces completed, with 8 more to go. Branding and business cards coming in the post. Certainly gives me a buzz. Hopefully, once my covid pisses off, and the prozac beds in, I can make a proper go of this. Am absolutely DYING to use the swarovski crystals I've been hanging on to.

GOING DOWN!!!!

It's been a lot quieter there since...

Everyone gets banned from there. I wouldn't worry.

OK... say I didn't lime a particular barbershop because the owner is a jumped up little twerp. I'm hardly going to smash his window in, am I?-it would make an awful lot of noise and be very messy and expensive for ME should I get caught. So... I bought some maggots and went to said barbershop and put them through his letter box in the middle of the night when noone was around, and when the CCTV was facing the wrong way. Why?... just so happens a month prior, he actually called me a maggot! Ergo, he had the freedom of choice to accept the flies in his tea

I could actually have gone to riot in Weymouth last night. I chose not to- I saw that the Police had imported half of Hampshire Constabulary to come to play... and I trained with those guys- they really DO want to smash some skulls in an organised manner!

Dammit- the man who forged his own sword was a genius

Do you warn the Navy there's a big one coming?

I absolutely LOVE that analogy. I believe I shall use that in the future

Whut bit mah sovrinty?

"Free speech" is only free if those who have power over you agree with what you have to say...

They are as guilty as Russell Brand

WELLENS!

He's a clever fellow, that Rudkin. Why do people despise him so?

Where are the goals gonna come from?

EUROPEAN PLACES? BEHAVE!!!

No wonder they've withdrawn him. The poor man is ill.

How about a striker that will score goals?.... it's been 8 years now!

Well... I decided I should test before seeing a vulnerable relative, and feeling as I do.... I'm positive. I've got it.

A bit of a legend really, isn't he?

I'm great fun at parties .... but I never get invited

Did you just say "immigrant" and "criminal" in the same sentence? Better be careful they don't come and take you away haha heehee haha.

I'm offended at your confusion.

"Shocking footage" didn't show that the poor bloke that was manhandled by scrappy do was throwing bricks 5 minutes beforehand. Reasonable force to arrest a twat you know to be violent?- absolutely. PASS in my book. NEXT

Oh dear... Some idiots will be getting knocks on their doors in a few weeks time then. As for the riot Police... they are God's own people.