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If you'll agree to settle his tax affairs for him I'm sure we can reignite the deal.

I'll take your word for it that he's a baller, but his stats last season in Ligue Un really weren't that impressive. 0 goals. And 8 assists is a very low total to lead a league with. That's only one more than Ayew got in the PL.

Sounds like a character in Scarface.

Maddison obviously burnt some bridges.

WHU willing to listen to offers for Ward-Prowse, Cornet and Aguerd. I quite like them all. Aguerd could be the left-footed CB that would give us balance.

Sky Sports saying 7 clubs (PL and Championship) have made loan bids for Doak. Could be our backup plan if Rudders cocks-up the El Khannouss deal.

He used to be able to play football. He's 36 now and had only 4 goals (and 2 of them penalties btw) and 2 assists last season. He's washed.

Apparently Maupay hid the tunnel he made to escape from Everton's training complex behind a poster of Kevin Sheedy.

LRZ is apparently going to be claimed off waivers by the Jacksonville Jaguars to be part of their practice squad.

Everton must be pissing themselves laughing. We helped them out with PSR by buying Cannon, but with no real benefit to ourselves as now 2 successive managers have had next to no interest in using him.

0-0 FT. Lost 4-3 on pens. Pretty decent performance given the quality of the opponent.

Good loan. Similar level to the Championship.

Mouchon looks like she could be a threat on the break.

It's a good job this stream is free. I certainly wouldn't pay for such poor quality. Constantly lagging, buffering and cutting out.

I'm casting it to my TV. But it's a horribly laggy, buffering mess.

"Thanks Chief. When those hoodlums took out my partner Janacek, I swore I would wreak my revenge. I wasn't gonna rest until I'd wiped that scum off the streets."

They'll dominate. We'll hang in it grimly for the most part. 1-2 loss.

More like Richard Cresswell Mk II.

Kaminski sounds like the name of a maverick American TV cop from the 70's who takes no prisoners. "Hey Kaminski!! Hand over your badge, you're off the case!!"

LRZ fails to make the Chiefs' final 53-man roster. He'll probably be stashed on their practice squad as every team has to have at least one international player on their practice squad, but if I were a betting man I'd wager that he'll be back playing Rugby this time next year.

Shana 'chossenotte' to stay at Reims...hur, hur.

Besiktas have put Dan Amartey up for sale. Bring him home!

Makes the decision to allow Souttar to leave on loan even stranger. Not that I think Souttar is particularly good btw. It's just that 1) I think he's of a similar level to Faes 2) I doubt we would be able to recruit a better replacement for either