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Poor Sky. All that hype and build up and the nation switches their TVs off at 4:05.

Think I'll watch up until Man City go 3-0 up after 25 minutes.

Didn't really do enough to impress at Stoke. Simple as that really. Very low save% at 61% and had a PSxG of -2.4. Could see maybe Preston coming back in for him as he still has a pretty good rep there.

Ramón Mierez. Argentinean striker, 27, top scorer in Croatian HNL with Osijek. Surname looks and sounds like Mahrez. What's not to like?

Tbf it must be new year in some ancient civilisation's calendar. Although the easiest explanation is that he has severe CTE.

Kramaric with a 19 minute hat-trick to help Hoffenheim come from 1-2 down to beat Bayern 4-2.

Absolute garbage. Can't even do the basics. Makes you wonder what they do in training all week. A once promising season fizzles out completely.

That leg is just ******. Even if he puts in one decent round, he just can't maintain it for 4 days.

“The best team of the four in the play-offs is West Brom," says Mark Lawrenson. "They went to Leicester and absolutely mullered them so I'm going for a real outsider and I think West Brom might nick it [promotion]. @Mark 'expert' Lawrenson

And both barely even looked like scoring.

Tiger with 2 triple bogeys in 3 holes. Time he retired I reckon.

This is dull.

Scheffler with a kick-in birdie on his first hole of the day. Nothing seems to phase him.

https://www.espn.co.uk/golf/story/_/id/40162983/scottie-scheffler-detained-police-prior-start-pga-championship World No. 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler was detained by Louisville Metro Police Department on Friday morning while trying to drive into the entrance of Valhalla Golf Club, the site of this week's PGA Championship. Traffic outside the golf course had been stopped after a man was struck and killed by a shuttle bus around 5 a.m. ET. According to ESPN reporter Jeff Darlington, who witnessed the incident, Scheffler was trying to drive around the crash scene on a median. A police officer instructed Scheffler to stop, but he continued to drive about 10 to 20 yards toward the entrance. At one point, an officer attached himself to the side of Scheffler's car. Scheffler stopped his car as he turned into the entrance of Valhalla Golf Club. After about 20 to 30 seconds, Scheffler rolled down his window to talk to the officer. The officer grabbed Scheffler's arm to pull him out of the vehicle, according to Darlington. The officer reached inside the vehicle to open the door, and once Scheffler was pulled out, he was pushed against the car and placed in handcuffs. Darlington was standing at the entrance when Scheffler was detained. Darlington said Scheffler turned to him and asked, "Can you help?" According to Darlington, an officer instructed him to back away. "You need to get out of the way," the officer told Darlington. "There's nothing you can do. Scottie Scheffler is going to jail."

Sorry to hear that Dene O'Kane has passed away after a fall at his home in New Zealand.

Our FA Cup win was before the Euros wasn't it?

Do Sky really have to inflict this Man Utd side upon us again?

I'm ok with it so long as it's only one year. It's not like we are in a position to splash the cash for someone better. I do think we concede around 60-70 goals next season with this defense though.

Maddison with the lazy pass that gave Man City possession for the goal.

What makes you think they know each other? Different age groups from different cities in Ghana, 400 miles apart, with different religions, cultures and languages. They've more than likely never even heard of each other.

Sky are going to have to show Deeney Day for the 3,759,827th time to wake everyone up now.

Ooops. Clanger from the Spurs goalie makes it 3-0.

Have Man Utd ever been 7/1 to win at Old Trafford before?

That's an absolute belter of a goal by Ella Toone.