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Optical illusion. It just appears that way because we hardly make any.

And shite. Would you back any of us, Leeds or Ipswich to get more than 20 points in the Prem at the moment?

Surely Blackburn can't survive this pressure for another 20 mins.

Even just mid-table form over the last couple of months and we'd be promoted as champs already.

Didn't think it was possible, but Leeds fans look more inbred than ours.

Maddison has brought a new level of flakiness to Spurs, but unfortunately didn't take ours with him.

12:00pm kick-off.

Moaning about tiredness can be a self-fulfilling prophecy. If the players keep hearing Enzo say it often enough they'll start to believe it. It also gives them an excuse to keep churning out half-arsed performances. We've also got a bigger squad than almost everyone else in the league. Just a suggestion - but maybe start using it?

Twins?! Could make for a messy succession battle. Congrats anyway Top.

I also don't see any 'fluke last minute wins' there. The WHU game we maybe got a bit fortunate with the last minute penalty to snatch a draw.

Playing all those 3 yard 1-2's with Vesty and Wout is really taking it out of him.

Tbf it was actually a fairly difficult chance. 0.08xG according to Sofascore. But the fact that he headed it in completely the wrong direction was typical Patson Daka.

And money. Lots of it. Arsenal have got almost limitless resources to acquire the players needed to play Pep-ball. We haven't. We've got a mixture of bottom-half Prem players and decent Championship players. What we're doing is the equivalent trying to put on a production of King Lear, with the cast of Hollyoaks.

Enzo's dignity. He'll see this kind of tactic as beneath him.

How can they be knackered? 80% of their game is spent at walking pace. They barely break out into a trot the other 20%.

2017/18. 2-1 away win at Swansea. Michael Appleton as caretaker manager.

"Not my words, Carol. The words of The Daily Mail."

There is now no point in my future 125 year old self travelling back in time in a DeLorean to hand me the 2103 edition of Grays Sports Almanac.

Because the £105m/3yr rule hasn't budged since its inception. Just think how much transfer fees and player wages have increased in those 11 years while the PSR loss limit has remained exactly the same.

Another added bonus of a salary cap (and another reason why it would never happen) is that the 'big 6's' best players would soon start leaving for the Saudi league, making the PL more of a level playing field.

2016 The £105m allowable loss over 3 years was voted in in 2013 and has stayed the same ever since. And that's the problem. Clubs are only getting pinged for it now because the cost of making any dent in the PL is now more than £35m per season. The problem is that the PSR rules haven't changed with the times. Not that they keep changing.

The current rules have literally been in place since 2013.

Enzo said last week that he expects Cannon to be back for this.

Nor should it. Although I think the charges aimed at Man City aren't specifically PSR related.