Silva Fox

We need the likes of Fulham to be dropping as many points as possible so as much as it goes against the grain I'll be happy with a United win here!

Sums the situation up well!

We couldn't afford to renew the lease on it!

You need to change your meds!

The bus has no wheels and no engine but apart from that......................

Reminds me of the Stepford Wives - Cooper has clearly been "re-programmed" after last week's outburst!

Maybe just boycott the game altogether?

This would be hilarious if true!

Glad to see we've got our priorities right!

It'll probably be tricky enough getting fans into the ground with the increased use of mobile ticketing!

Couldn't agree more - might as well wear black bin bags as that would be quite apt given the depths the club has plummeted to!

Except Cooper doesn't seem to rate him so we'll likely start with Mavididi up front!

Not too fussed if this doesn't happen to be honest as I think he's still living on his past reputation and wouldn't necessarily have had the impact again in the PL that we were all craving. If we can get Hlozek, Fotis, a new LB and cover for Ndidi/Winks then I think we'll at least have a chance of staying up, albeit with the odds firmly stacked against us.

The Best Exotic King Power Hotel!

I mean so would I but beggars can't be choosers!

I just think he's crap.

Preferably mucking out the stables!

Part of the new Funeral range!

Thanks for that - he'll forever be Adam Hozelock now in my head!

Neigh lad!

We bidding for the whole team then? Probably not a bad idea after Saturday's performance!

Think there are some major clues to how the players are feeling in his comments - "the players are asking" (about incoming signings) "they've played in both leagues and they know the difference". As others have said they must also see a major difference in training and coaching methods between Enzo and Cooper - and not in a good way!

Not a chance.