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Even Mussolini didn't muck about with the Vatican. This is a proper vote loser for a lot of the Hispanic voters and north east. But how about that completely unprovoked Melania speech? I now have more questions than I ever did

He'd still call that an achievement

Somehow, I don't think Arsenal are going to win the Champions League

Disagree on Ayew. He's nearly 35 and his prime for a vaguely OK Swansea side was 10 years ago. I never had any expectations he'd be better than rubbish. Has to be Fatawu or Mavididi. They were previously capable and consistent but just dreadful. Between them we should be around 12th-14th.

It's like the old Bill Hicks joke (of Saddam?) How did America know what weapons their enemy had? They looked at the invoice

Turn on the radio. Turned off the radio

Salary cap for clubs, total player cap for clubs (20 players and make do) with under 18s exempt or wage bandings like other industries

Had some Sauconys for about 3 years. Still going strong!

I thought it was a hoax at first but... it's real?

Carsington fairly nice. Very bunched up at the start though and parking charges were a piss take.

How's the shoulder pain coping? That was the thing that surprised me most, particularly after 15 miles.

They already did, when they threatened Greenland. They've handed in their notice and now they're just waiting for their last day. Even if the Yanks vote in a friendly Democrat, you're talking decades for trust to be rebuilt. I've seen this compared to the Suez Crisis and it's hard to argue. This has the signs that it spells the end for US western dominance and it's all self-inflicted.

Given there's a war on that's impacting global prices and will, likely, start another "once in a generation" recession - that's going to dominate the news.

Am I right to be mildly cautious that my holiday in June won't go ahead?

Signed up to Carsington Water 10k next Saturday on a whim. Not raced above 5k for nearly a year but should be fine.

Of course not. My GIA and investment ISA has basically lost all its gains from the past year. Someone really needs to get him to TACO. He's fuching it up for everyone

He's also won the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

Farage turning up to Clacton's local team - fair enough but Ipswich is a different town and constituency. Sunak went to Southampton , Starmer goes to Arsenal. Both are fans and can actually talk about football.

Jesus christ you'd expect Spurs to turn up for this. They don't deserve to stay up if this is what they're going to do for a proper 6 pointer.

Matron!

Clocked that. Just more comical errors

Christ lads just get a win

Life giveth, life taketh

Pep looks kind of done this season. Probably time to go. I can think of 115 other reasons why he might.

Best of luck. Did my first last year! Didn't cry, I swear. Will donate