Gravel

Or Rudkin's hollowed out skull

Impatient aren't we. You should be used to the long drawn out way our board operates by now. Give it another week or two yet.

Been largin' it at Radio 1 Big Weekend. Paaaaaarp!

WORST. LIMERICK. EVER.

It's a quiet Thursday so omelette-ing most of these terrible puns go.

Will still what?

Bored after being relegated 3 weeks ago 😟

Why, what's she done?

Explore your own arses. Not wanted.

So very nearly Ward, bless him

Hate the idea. Hate hate hate hate hate.

Fine and ban them all. Bloody ne'er do wells.

Humphrey Ker - Wayne's brother.

Conveniently obscured brand in photo

Heard sponsor is Woolworths 😐

It is an opportunity to even things out but also opens up opportunities for crazy bastard owners to go for broke and bankrupt their clubs with silly spending to stay in the promised land. Not sure which I prefer.

Yes, shout at the top of your voice "Shit on the Forest, all you Trees are w@nkers!"

Buy players on Klarna and offer massive wages. What can possibly go wrong?

Old Farm derby in the Prem

Hope you hadn't ran over it 😟

Just had a nose at their forum. It's like foxestalk a fortnight ago 😂 You can Change the players, change the manager, change the fans, change the frigging tea lady but you will never change the ability of Leeds to f**k things up its our lot and it will never change

Yes, put it away

I've always always liked QPR. Well for today at least

You can't have my ticket but I will sell you my grandma. You'll have to exhume her yourself though.