Gunnlaugson's Rizlas

Gunnlaugson signed my Rizlas as a lad. King size of course, I was smoking a blunt on the park when he arrived with his family. I’d like to say they all joined me in a smoke up for the ages, but he just wanted me to move so he could push his kids on the swings.

Excited about the line up but nervous game now Everton have won. So annoying they got Dyche, will probably stay up and do well once he gets a few pound notes.

If he’s truly committed we can surely pull a Chelsea and put in some mad bids in the next window now the slate is clean. Expecting the full Boehly bonanza in the summer. Otherwise it’s full pessimism and he’s just doing this to make an easy sale.

We will find a way.

If he’s made it to the training ground I suppose there’s not much we can do now unless the board decide to reverse-odemwinge him at the last second.

What are you taking about, he just scored a screamer for us against Brighton then set up the second.

Rodgers out, Albrighton in.

Big Suze needs to get another body in. The Brazilian hasn’t satisfied, I want some deadline evening excitement.

If this has fallen through, we must stop the Perez sale and hand him another contract.

Looks like this is a dead cat rumour then. Need the player himself to suddenly want to play for us and Leeds to conjure a replacement half an hour before the window shuts. Let’s just back Albrighton to come good in the darkest hour.

Brilliant game plan and substitutions. Earned that 10 year pardew style contract and an open cheque book. Rodgers 4 lyfe. have they decided on a name for the new stand btw?

Would you take prime Ben thatcher over him?

Get a body in.

Still a lot left in the tank for this movie

We should be putting 4 past them

Depressing we are playing so conservatively against this rabble at home. Should he easily beating these types of teams. Welcrap and lalana? It’s like firing up an old football manager file from 2016.

Albrighton can do a job in charge until the end of the season. Stay up and rebuild.

Nice try officer.

Albrighton is piecing them up out there. Just need someone with a bit of quality on the end of his passes.

Just give the job to Vardy til the end of the season. The lads need a lift.

Albrighton man of the match. Needs to be starting.

Just give Smithies a chance ffs

Fully agree. He should be promoted to full Captain.

Greatest vice captain in the history of the club.

We need to get them back on the roids or epo or whatever it is like the title winning season.