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Nani had 2 separate spells at Sporting. Nani is his cousin. If deemed good enough for us, he's good enough for Sporting Lisbon. Portuguese. Case closed Portugal, sunny weather, lovely fish.

Read into his appointment, for all his coaching qualifications, methods, tactics and experience from playing, he severely lacks man-management and the nuance to manage the ‘elite’ bracket of player. Could all be mumbo jumbo as who really knows what goes on behind closed doors etc, all journalist mutterings. They’ll bin him off Ricky tick and he’ll no doubt get another gig at a big club just because he’s Andrea Pirlo.

Has anyone retired abroad or is planning on retiring abroad? I’ve been looking into pensions etc, I wonder how much it would cost to fund a quite lifestyle post retirement. This country is as bland as a Malted Milk

What a Custard Cream Mehdi Taremi is, no chance of Porto holding out

Mafia trilogy on the store for £30. Loved the original back on the PC. Just passing time until Far-Cry 6

Goldeneye and Pokemon Stadium. Superb! I'm actually trying to find a N64 but having no such luck at the moment, a brand new console that is.

Next Birmingham manager, Arriba

Absolutely, reduced working hours for a start, presumably based in Germany too. Absolutely the next step for him as a professional, all hypothetical of course.

This is great reading in so many ways. Side note, I watched the Morning Show on Apple TV recently and I imagine Piers Morgan has done the same, he’s single-handedly transformed GMB into some sort of Americanised pantomime. Imagine Doris from Lancashire watching him storm off set like that, she would literally fart herself into orbit with outrage, fair play as his continued bashing of Markle certainly has people watching/talking, say what you want about Morgan, he’s fantastic at his job.

To accompany your trip I implore you to watch the film ‘In Bruges’

Hello, out of interest, what do you like about the SPL?

Can anyone in layman’s terms describe why this story has garnered so much traction, without irreverent British humour and sarcasm? Secondly, what difference it would make to the quality and direction of your life, this definitely isn’t a wind-up, cheers.

I can’t find a single Rangers’ fan either on social media, radio, or TV that doesn’t think Gerrard is using the club as a ‘stepping stone’ I mean come on, really?

Decided to give The Walking Dead one last go. Reached season 5 years ago and gave up, despite being privy to most spoilers hopefully I can stick it out as it’ll see me out of lockdown quite nicely

Clubs in the lower echelon' of the EFL will take a punt on him because of his playing career. You would think people running these clubs would eventually cotton on to his coaching, or lack of if he keeps getting the tic-tac.

Watched Human Traffic for the first time yesterday, really good. Naturally was on a bit of a nostalgia trip so subsequently watched 24 Hour Party People. Ruined my mood to be honest.

Tyrannosaurus Rex result for Fulham, superb. Hope they stay up, Newcastle offer absolutely nothing to services to football. Just need a City win for this weekend to be pizza & chips!

Incredible. That Norwich away game was my first away game as a city fan. Did not think anyone else would remember it, I mean why the hell would you? We had Ikeme in goal, wasn’t he the first loan signing of about 5 other weird signings, Kirkland in the snow at Ipswich, went to that game too.. I just remember Fryatt pushing Leon Barnett into the net after scoring and being subsequently sent off. I can’t believe we’re the same football club sometimes, beautiful.

Just win it, make us believe baby

He is science fiction right now and it is a joy to behold. Playing with a real attitude, long may it continue.

I remember Stoke away when B I G D scored, vividly. I wad madly in love with my high-school sweetheart. Fast forward 3 years, she'd break my heart... Well jokes on you baby! Amartey woah woah Amartey woah woah

One positive of throwing away Champions League football is tickets will be plentiful for our Europa League revenge tour

The definition of insanity.

It would be nice if Joe Cole could finish 1 sentence without starting another 12 mid-sentence