Jamie Vard-on

Billy Kee for a triumphant return.

Sounds likely.

Leicester is the weirdest club. I honestly think we’ll win the Champions League within 10 years. Don’t ask me how though.😎

Dean Smith lacks the grit needed for The Championship, and the finesse needed for the Prem. He’s a very ordinary manager, but a decent bloke. Not very inspiring, or exceptional. If he gets the job, you’ll see several seasons of mediocrity, until Leicester becomes an established Championship club, and very much a ‘former’ Premier League team.

Youri screwed himself. Even other fans of other teams saw his crap he had become. Had he actually made an effort, he could’ve gone to a big 4, or Euro heavyweight - instead, it’s Villa. Sad.

Brendan relied on technique. He’s a ‘football’ man. But football is not just tactics, formations etc. A big part of it is understanding the hearts of men, knowing what motivates each individual. Boosting morale. Brendan failed the second part. He struggled with this at Liverpool too. It became about him, his ego. His vanity. Pure pomposity, narcissism and bullshit. It was obviously Brendan lost the dressing room about 7 months ago. Whereas Pearson and Ranieri could take diamonds in the rough, and bring out their best - Brendan took good players, and turned them average - or just plain shitty. He has the opposite of a Midas touch. Instead of turning things into gold, he turns them into crap.

Spudkin needs to go,

He’s on £145,000 a week. So, approx £600k a month (£7.2 million a year). So yeah, he ain’t retiring.

I think he’ll stay. Probably renegotiate his wages, something like 30% cut, then if we get promoted, he gets that 30% back as a ‘bonus’ - and a new deal. Can’t see many clubs offering a player pushing 40 £150k a week. Vardy staying is also good for morale. Makes our Championship status seem temporary, and less like a sinking ship. Kinda like how Izzet stayed in 2002. If he stays, he’s ensuring club legend status, if not already.

GEHRRIMINNNN

Rodgers is a talented manager, but his ego gets the better of him, and he always ends up pissing on his own chips.

Unless it features Whelan and Rudkin racing to the Job Centre, I’m not interested.

A total humiliation.

Yeah, it was him. Very strange dynamic, but just a job to him. 🤷‍♂️

I don’t hate players. You can’t blame them for accepting money they’re not really worth. Assou-Ekotto was open about not liking football, or having any interest in it (other than money). Unfortunately, that is true for many - which is hard for fans to understand.

Rudders the Rudder-less. He’ll probably round up a few Premier League has-beens, and unknown foreign weirdos and carry on fart-sniffing until we’re mid-table by Christmas with a defence more leaky than a middle-aged pregnant lady off her tits on laughing gas.

Nah, the title kit was very classy.

Damn right. The most boring logo in history.

It could be argued Tielemans left the club about 7 months ago. The guy didn’t look bothered. Tracked back reluctantly like a fat kid running a lap during PE class. Indifference. Going into challenges with about as much tenacity as a pensioner waiting for a knee replacement. He only showed up when it was easy. It was like watching a bloated Diego Maradona making Hollywood passes on a beach tournament inbetween slurps of methadone. If it wasn’t for the FA Cup goal, and a couple of seasons of tremendous form, I would’ve benched him.

Just get Adidas to knock out a flashy zimmer frame, and he’ll be good for the Championship.

Kermorgant flash-backs making me queasy.

Agree. Barnes’ strength is pace and strong running (and finishing). With a bit of practice, he could probably play a Jamie Vardy role, but his positioning isn’t as good. A striker playing as a winger.

Next season, straight back up. Top will be motivated to redeem his Father’s legacy. We’ll see a rejuvenated Leicester side, full of youthful hungry players, and bruised older egos, with a singular focus: to right the wrongs of last season.

Winning the Champions League in 5 years, and saying “we were in Championship only 4 years ago”. it’ll probably happen.

Chair is definitely not for the bench. He deserves a seat at the table. Sofa so good, looks like he’s gonna settee his sights on Leicester - once he gives us a healthy stool sample 🙃