Didn't know how to respond so I asked ChatGPT
That’s a pretty snarky, bait-y comment. The tone of your reply depends on whether you want to defuse, banter back, or shut it down. A few options you could use:
Playful comeback:
“Sounds like your willy is safe for a long while then.”
“Better keep it tucked away, mate.”
“So… never?”
Dry/sharp response:
“Imagine being that bothered about what other people post.”
“You could just scroll past instead of threatening us with that.”
Disarming/light response:
“Don’t worry, no one’s copy-pasting for your benefit.”
“Fair enough, but some of us like sharing stuff.”
Do you want your reply to come off more funny, cutting, or just a shrug-off?