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This has to be as good as a new signing! Good riddance to the snake!

We’ll need about three strikers and it’s only for one year so hopefully he’ll be able to make some sort of contribution. Let’s face it, he couldn’t be much worse than last year’s options could he? He’ll also potentially be playing for a second year?

I suppose one difference might be that Ayew at his peak was never a goal scorer whereas Ings was a very decent one! Depends what’s left in the tank.

Could he be about to say ‘Oooh Betty?’

Cheap and tacky looking, just imo.

And I’ll cheer every kick! 🤣

I agree with all that! Clearly due diligence isn’t on the agenda still! How can they be so out of touch or thick!

I wouldn’t count on, our defence could score a couple of own goals even without an opposition!

I’d love Colin willy puller personally!

Yes that’s a good point, I hadn’t thought of it like that. Everything about that era was good and there was an incredible spirit in the camp with Fuchs in particular getting up to mischief! I remember two of his silly videos in particular, one where he and Huth are playing ‘red ass’ where they had to bend over and blast a football at each other from a few yards and another where he’s flicking Shinji Okazaki’s ears! It was an era (Martin O’Neil’s and NP too) when I think supporters really felt like a real part of the club. It wasn’t about the winning, it was about the atmosphere created by players and manager at the time. On the other hand, as most of the current dross will hopefully have left, with a bunch of kids and any new signings, Fuchs might just be the sort of personality to set the spirit alight again! We’d know how poor we are, no one expects to be winning every week, I think we just want to see a bit of effort and fight for the shirt! The flies in the ointment being that we’d still have the useless Top, potentially craving his wish for his ‘passing’ brand of football (because he’s such an expert and connoisseur) and his backroom staff. Could you trust any of them to choose new players in the loan or free transfer markets? Perhaps best save Fuchs for if we get a new owner?

Without a thought in their heads. Perhaps we should nickname Top ‘Bungalow’ because there’s not a lot going on upstairs!

Absolutely my thoughts entirely! I foresee that the last home game could and should be quite toxic. I hope it’s that toxic that polo boy sells the club very quickly!

Probably very true but as far as I’m concerned, the main culprit, Top, will still be there whilst trying to deflect blame and responsibility.

City City Chang Chang, hoorah!

I support sarcasm!

They clearly still believe that they can buy support from the gullible with shiny things don’t they!

You wouldn’t mind if we’d bought anyone decent but would you pay £5m for any of the actual players themselves now?

Me neither, just been looking!

🤣🤣 yes, sadly I watched that right through to the end, who’d have known! I think there’s potential in replacing our current coaching staff with a couple of these guys! Admittedly there’s a lot of material for them to work with and whether they could achieve over 70 on the gloss index with many of them could be doubtful but surely worth a try isn’t it?

TBH that’s just another s***e overhyped money grabbing competition now. Even England could get to the semifinals under Southgate because the competition in the groups was so poor! All money, fur coat and no knickers!

Perez had one reasonable season in four at Newcastle. Even when played in that imaginary best position he was still s***e so don’t let’s try and rewrite the history books because he’s hardly set the world alight since he left has he! He wasn’t misunderstood, he was Rodger’s choice and like most of his signings for Liverpool, Celtic and Leicester, bloody useless!

Let’s be honest, it’s like trying to decide which turd has had the most glitter sprinkled on it because you can’t polish either of them!

Can you name someone better who you think may be available and actually want to come here?

Whilst seemingly being a decent chap, unfortunately for me, Daka has become almost a comedy character and when he comes on as substitute they should play ‘Bring on the Clowns’ over the tannoy! Whilst being a willing runner (my Labrador can do this too), at any given time he has a propensity to trip over his own big bungling feet. Sadly now when starts running, I just get a re-run in my minds eye of that old Kiora cartoon advert where the large crow creature bounces the sun/ball to the music and sings ‘I’ll be your dog’. I challenge you to Google it and watch the YouTube clip and not get a similar experience when he next runs on! Perhaps it could be a new signature tune for him?

Very good point!