Vacamion

Bobson Dugnutt and Sleve McDichael

A gazillion times this. The format will probably die / revert to T20 when the big money franchise stuff kicks in, and not a moment too soon. There's a reason why the "set of 5" / 100 ball crap has caught on nowhere else in the world, and not really here, actually. And then BBC gets a chance to broadcast it free to air, and they have a chance to differentiate themselves from Sky, and do it better, but no, they do it largely the same, only worse. I like Alex Hartley, Isa Guha and Sir Alastair on TMS, but a lot of the stuff they talk about on the Hundred leaveszme cold. No one. Not a soul asked for on-field player interviews and they add bob-all to the coverage. It's been foisted on us all because they do it elsewhere. Shame.

Tried watching the Hundred on the BBC. The commentary is utterly honking failure banter and the on-field player-chat thing is excruciating.

Southampton have all the possession and aren't really doing anything with it, they are just mostly farting about in the middle third.

Maybe our players could score and sit on the advertising hoardings?

Flash some red cards, you muppet.

There it is

If there's one goal or fewer in this game in the last few minutes, you know Ipswich will score to change the outcome via a deflection off a Birmingham player's arse, anyway.

If we there is going to be a song to the tune of "Volare" / "Ranieri" / "Iborra", it should be for Stolarczyk, as the name scans just like "Volare" Stolarczyk, whoa-oh Stolarczyk, whoa-oh-oh-oh You'll never beat the Pole Who's standing in our goal

I was in Belfast last weekend. A lovely weekend of tourism, including a bus tour to the Giant's Causeway. A lady sitting behind me on the tour coach had a rasping cough. She kept breaking out in coughing fits. I thought - who does that? Who gets into an enclosed space with strangers and coughs their guts up? Well fast forward to this morning and I feel like hell, I can't taste my food and I've tested positive for COVID. Really wish I'd given Coughing Lady a piece of my mind at the time

Yes, I agree he was a top defensive midfielder when he was in form, but my favourite Wilf period was when Enzo played him as an attacking midfielder and he put on the Wilf show. For a couple of games, I thought Maresca had performed alchemy. Also going to miss his regulation wild shot from outside the box that never went in, just before half time in most games. Go well, sweet Wilfred.

Even if it does go ahead with their youth team or whatever, there's a chance they go under during the season and any points we might win get wiped off later.

This is one of the few games I can actually get to and they want a membership fee, more than doubling the cost? A membership I probably won't use again. Yeah, right. Idiots.

You know the cricket has fizzled out a bit when they concentrate so much on the antics of the crowd.

Alan Youngster Màrton Füllpup Stephy Mavididdy Tony Cotteeny Micro Whitlow Andy Pico OK, I'll stop

That little shimmy he did before going nowhere and being wrapped up was

The apostrophe in the title to this thread is almost as bad as the thread.

From the BBC One, two, three and to the four. Snoop Doggy Dogg gonna be hanging about in Mawr

Bleddeh Mahr-tea Siff-wenn-tiss, me duck

I would like to thank the good people of the West of Scotland, and Mrs Vac in particular, for helping to keep our score so high

I think I would say hello. But the other guy will definitely turn out to be a halitotic fruitloop with zero concept of personal space, who just won't stop talking. After two pints, he REALLY wants to talk about Brexit / Vaccines / Religion. It turns out that he started supporting City in late 2015, having been a massive Man United fan at school. He hints that he takes coke before matches and that he looks for fights with opposition fans. He suggests you meet up when you are back in Leicester. Such is the way the Universe works.

I don't blame Vardy for the barren run. I blame the manager that started a 38 year old game after game and didn't manage him in a way that would maximise the last drops of his talent and energy.

I've said before in this thread, Palace's 2nd home game of the season is against Forest. Current forecast: Bad blood.

Now, go and translate it to a senior championship.

Well done young lads. Sticking that out took bollocks.