Vacamion

None of them a patch on Hermann Hreidarsson, who had 5.

Are they actually gonna lift the trophy or is it just going to be another hour of televised soggy scouse biscuit?

Still only Liv, Chel, Man City and the mighty Leicester City that have won it in the last decade.

I know they are going to win the league but all this scousewank sycophancy is pretty sickening.

Bournemouth's "Refereeing Abomination" thread is going to heat up this evening

I think "El Crapico" rolls off the tongue a bit more smoothly We were really quite lucky to get our win against these earlier in the season, largely thanks to Fatawu who came on and changed the game, scaring the life out of them. (Oh how we missed him). Wouldn't it be nice to finally get a clean sheet and score at home? It's been months, and this lot ARE below us in the league, having flirted with Derby's record levels of shitness all season. No. With the resources we have available and the way in which they will be deployed by our Manager, as well as our recent form and confidence, sadly, this will be a new low.

If we had got pumped for the Nth time in a massive winless run, with opponents taking the piss, there would normally be a furious reaction in here with a 20 page hot thread within 10 minutes of the end. But not now. It's expected and we have all been beaten into submission. We are not so much screaming blue murder as yawning blue meh.

Only if you reciprocate with Jamie Vardeh Hamzoh Chowdreh Jerrummeh Mongoh King Powoh Stayjum Tharrarsole Bleddeh Roodkin

All the ones mentioned, but also The Eagle. And the celebration running towards and then noising up the Bristol City fans last season. And, probably best of all, pointing at his Premier Badge and making a "1" handsign, then pointing at Spurs fans and making the "Nil" sign.

That defending was interesting

Don't want to make you all angry but Scottish Government employees, including my wife, the Git, get a paid holiday every year for St Andrews Day.

As an Engishman "abroad", I shall be inviting my Scots colleagues to join me for some morris dancing, pork pie, and muttering under my breath about the neighbours' parking habits.

That's class by Doku.

Showing the replay on the screen in the stadium : either you show all VAR decisions after they've been made, or you show none of them. Shouldn't be up to someone in the Stadium to only show the ones he's pissed off at.

Deffo a penalty, you mardy entitled oil suckers.

Could Spurs sack Ange, even though they are in a Euro Semi?

The Spurs keeper doing a Superman there.

Sorry to say it but Forest look by far the better side. And they score...

Oh Spurs, you Spursy twats.

The Jordan Ayew non smile in the official picture.

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware I'd expressed any strong opinion either way about a points deduction. Maybe have me mixed up with someone else?

Well done Leeds and Burnley. Enjoy languishing forlornly next season, as is now traditional.

Beating Spurs. We were AWFUL this season and still they didn't beat us.

It was obviously Steven Jefferson's missus calling the club repeatedly and telling them it was urgent, because he'd told her he was at the game, but actually, he was in a Travelodge near Runcorn burying part of himself in Naomi, his much younger PA, but Mrs Jefferson's suspicions had been aroused because he left the house in his best going out clothes, smelling of Hugo Boss. It's a tale as old as time...