Vacamion

Me, talking to Gerry Taggart:

Birmingham being level at halftime is a frickin steal. We should be out of sight. If we don't go up by a slim margin that goal will haunt us all.

Want to see the hand in front of the face, this afternoon, Patson

The fate-tempting on this comms is amazing.

Foul, foul,foul. Get the book out, ref.

Luckily, we've had Filbert neutered.

On the baaaall, Ciddy...

We know how that feels. And it happened to us at home. Awful mentality. But

They will either get an unbelievable penalty (I'm still bitter about the one off Wes Morgan's face) or they will play 12 minutes added on time.

Calling Smith-Rowe "the Croydon De Bruyne" (which Jonathan Pearce started, the utter twunt) is so cringey it hurts my pancreas.

The problem we have is some of our players have been sublime at times and then subpar at other times. You could have made a case at various times this season for KDH, Vestergaard, Winks, Fatawu, Mavididi, Ricardo, Mads, and Vardy. Personally, I think that KDH is probably ahead, but with so much still to play for, we should save votes like this til near the end of the season.

I'd be fuming if City conceded a penalty like that. Not because of the decision. But because the defender has stopped playing football and started wrestling.

We can't catch any breaks with our competitors, can we? If we play slightly below our best, we drop points. Leed and Ipswich, stink up the joint, late winners guaranteed. I still think we need the monks back in.

Of course.

Hull's batteries look emptier. Here comes the inevitable Leeds late surge.

Morton is running this show.

Apologies for causing you such peticumbobulations. We shall return, interfrastically.

Hull and Leeds are just teasing us, like Ipswich and Southampton did earlier, before stamping on our dreams. You all know how this ends...

Leeds are fairly unstoppable these days and are at home, so I have zero expectation here.

You have to salute Ipswich. It isn't jammy - they kept storming forward in numbers with intent. That's what can happen. Fair play. If we won all our remaning games (or hadn't been on a nightmare 6 week run) it wouldn't be an issue. Fair play, Ipswich, I say.

Yeah alright, mate, stop shouting.

Seven minutes. Or until Ipswich score.

Saints defender jogged in, gave his man plenty of room to score.

Bednarek making a meal of that. Southampton are masters of the dark arts.

Motherwell and Hibs had their seats ripped out and stands vandalised by Celtic fans and they recently told BBC Scotland they were going to reduce away fan allocations because of these issues.